Help America Fight the War on Terror!

GBMelBlount · 02-28-2010, 10:28 AM

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

Thank you!

Vincent · 02-28-2010, 11:00 AM

muslims have a "thing" for porn. So is this "seeing naked women" thing only if its "live"? They have a "thing" for kids as well. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4959002.ece

IMHO, rather than expose our loved ones to harmful rays, as patriotic an idea as that is, we take the matter to the muslims.

Wankers.

supa_fly_steeler · 03-01-2010, 03:39 PM

Me don't get this joke.

I know the terrorists are dirty people and deserve to painfully die but huh|????/

***Galax Steeler*** · 03-02-2010, 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by GBMelBlount

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

Thank you!

That is funny as hell GB

GBMelBlount · 03-02-2010, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Galax Steeler

That is funny as hell GB

See ya Saturday at 4!

***Galax Steeler*** · 03-02-2010, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GBMelBlount

See ya Saturday at 4!

I will bring the beer.

SCSTILLER · 03-03-2010, 06:10 AM

Can I come to your guys' neighborhood? I have nothing but old people in my condo complex.

TroysBadDawg · 03-04-2010, 12:07 PM

My wife doesn't like the idea, and I don't want to see my neighbot neeked, it would burn my eyes out. Can I go to another neighborhood, like one neer a university with younger women in it?

02-28-2010, 10:28 AM	#1
GBMelBlount Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Western PA Posts: 4,593 Gender: Male Member Number: 5140 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Help America Fight the War on Terror! As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless America ! Thank you! __________________ "Happy are those who dream dreams & are ready to pay the price to make them come true." ~ 290.

02-28-2010, 11:00 AM	#2
Vincent Team President Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: People's Republic of North Carolina Posts: 2,478 Member Number: 10927 Thanks: 13 Thanked 5 Times in 4 Posts	Re: Help America Fight the War on Terror! muslims have a "thing" for porn. So is this "seeing naked women" thing only if its "live"? They have a "thing" for kids as well. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4959002.ece IMHO, rather than expose our loved ones to harmful rays, as patriotic an idea as that is, we take the matter to the muslims. Wankers. __________________ "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress & the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." Abraham Lincoln

03-01-2010, 03:39 PM	#3
supa_fly_steeler Banned Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: They call me bruce wayne batman cape crusader Posts: 3,647 Gender: Male Member Number: 15332 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Help America Fight the War on Terror! Me don't get this joke. I know the terrorists are dirty people and deserve to painfully die but huh\|????/

03-03-2010, 06:10 AM	#7
SCSTILLER Assistant Coach Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Charleston, SC via New Brighton, PA Posts: 1,093 Gender: Male Member Number: 4202 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Help America Fight the War on Terror! Can I come to your guys' neighborhood? I have nothing but old people in my condo complex. __________________ "Good men drink good beer!" Hunter S. Thompson

03-04-2010, 12:07 PM	#8
TroysBadDawg Assistant Coach Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: 3rd rock from the sun and lost Posts: 1,161 Gender: Male Member Number: 6617 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Help America Fight the War on Terror! My wife doesn't like the idea, and I don't want to see my neighbot neeked, it would burn my eyes out. Can I go to another neighborhood, like one neer a university with younger women in it? __________________ Here We Go Brownies Here We Go Woof Woof Americanos dicen ingl?s, Aprietan dos para Deportaci?

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