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Old 02-28-2010, 10:28 AM   #1
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Default Help America Fight the War on Terror!

As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

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Old 02-28-2010, 11:00 AM   #2
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muslims have a "thing" for porn. So is this "seeing naked women" thing only if its "live"? They have a "thing" for kids as well. http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle4959002.ece

IMHO, rather than expose our loved ones to harmful rays, as patriotic an idea as that is, we take the matter to the muslims.



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Old 03-01-2010, 03:39 PM   #3
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Me don't get this joke.

I know the terrorists are dirty people and deserve to painfully die but huh|????/
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As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does.

So next Saturday at 4 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.

All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Muslims and to demonstrate they think its okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.

Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment.

The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America !

Thank you!
That is funny as hell GB
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Can I come to your guys' neighborhood? I have nothing but old people in my condo complex.
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My wife doesn't like the idea, and I don't want to see my neighbot neeked, it would burn my eyes out. Can I go to another neighborhood, like one neer a university with younger women in it?
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