Can you drive a truck?

SCSTILLER · 04-19-2010, 06:28 AM

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I
called the suicide hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

wdsteel · 04-19-2010, 12:06 PM

BIGBENFASTWILLIE · 04-19-2010, 12:18 PM

Taxes raised? Don't think so.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_1...48-503544.html

http://mediamatters.org/research/201004150075

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_460559.html

SCSTILLER · 04-19-2010, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGBENFASTWILLIE

Taxes raised? Don't think so.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_1...48-503544.html

http://mediamatters.org/research/201004150075

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_460559.html

Really, you do know this is the FunHouse right? It is called a joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce. Try teaching that to your students so all will understand that not everything is to be taken seriously

. If it was a serious article, news source, etc. I would have posted it in the Locker Room. Question, can you drive a truck?

SMR · 04-19-2010, 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCSTILLER

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up
your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the
Promised Land".

Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your
asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of
camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land.

I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I
called the suicide hotline.

Got a call center in Pakistan.

I told them I was suicidal.

They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck...

BIGBENFASTWILLIE · 04-20-2010, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SCSTILLER

Really, you do know this is the FunHouse right? It is called a joke: something that is amusing or ridiculous, esp. because of being ludicrously inadequate or a sham; a thing, situation, or person laughed at rather than taken seriously; farce. Try teaching that to your students so all will understand that not everything is to be taken seriously

. If it was a serious article, news source, etc. I would have posted it in the Locker Room. Question, can you drive a truck?

I'm sorry. I didn't know that you were funny!

Venom · 04-21-2010, 05:54 AM

Libs have no sense of humor when it comes down to their God Obama

SCSTILLER · 04-21-2010, 06:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Venom

Libs have no sense of humor when it comes down to their God Obama

That's the truth!

04-19-2010, 06:28 AM	#1
SCSTILLER Assistant Coach Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Charleston, SC via New Brighton, PA Posts: 1,093 Gender: Male Member Number: 4202 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Can you drive a truck? Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel" pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land". Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said," Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land". Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land. I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I called the suicide hotline. Got a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck... __________________ "Good men drink good beer!" Hunter S. Thompson

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BIGBENFASTWILLIE Living Legend Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,701 Gender: Male Member Number: 618 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Can you drive a truck? Taxes raised? Don't think so. http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_1...48-503544.html http://mediamatters.org/research/201004150075 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_460559.html __________________ Change Has Come To America

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