With age comes wisdom

Venom · 05-11-2010, 07:08 AM

This guy is 82 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up."

He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!"

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his shirt pocket.

Then the frog said, "What, are you stupid? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

SteelersMongol · 05-11-2010, 08:53 AM

Very funny. But 5 bucks says there will b more men who'd kiss the frog though. Cuz, ... well who doesn't enjoy the accompany of a pretty woman? LOL

St33lersguy · 05-11-2010, 05:31 PM

TheWarDen86 · 05-11-2010, 05:55 PM

Nadroj 20 · 05-11-2010, 07:20 PM

***Galax Steeler*** · 05-13-2010, 04:21 AM

That's funny

SMR · 05-22-2010, 10:47 PM

05-11-2010, 07:08 AM	#1
Venom Team Captain Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Brooklyn, N.Y. Posts: 667 Gender: Male Member Number: 13824 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	With age comes wisdom This guy is 82 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog. The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up, then kiss me, and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because I will be your bride!" The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his shirt pocket. Then the frog said, "What, are you stupid? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride." He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

05-11-2010, 08:53 AM	#2
SteelersMongol Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ulaanbaatar, MONGOLIA Posts: 4,083 Gender: Male Member Number: 2401 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: With age comes wisdom Very funny. But 5 bucks says there will b more men who'd kiss the frog though. Cuz, ... well who doesn't enjoy the accompany of a pretty woman? LOL __________________

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05-13-2010, 04:21 AM	#6
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