Tim Lumber: Flacco is Roethlisbergers B*tch

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by Pentheon

so he wasnt his bitch being 0-6 against him? Guess that lucky 7th win made it happen

Yeah, we lost to you all 3 times in the playoffs, and Ben owned Flacco both times in the playoffs. After the game, I read that your coach called Ben the Flacco killer. That made me think Flacco is his b*tch.
I would love to see this all over the internet, I just want Flacco to know he is a b*tch lol.

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

I am on probation from here. They just pulled my lifetime ban from here, so I am back from HELL, so excuse me if my face is burned!!

I'm sure your boyfriend will put some cream on it for you.

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by Stu Pidasso

Speaking of b1tches, Hey guys! Ours is back on the boards!!!!

this thread is 4 pages long in a matter of minutes.



"owl-dog raper"

(that line will never die)

now everybody be nice to our resident raven shitstick.

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by SCMom

Have at it man. New mods...be as vulgar as you want, but expect it all in return!

I love the new moderators. The last lone challenged me, I schooled him, and he banned me. I can take the heat, just expect to be BURNED, when you step in my kitchen to a debate.

[Pentheon]

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Yeah, we lost to you all 3 times in the playoffs, and Ben owned Flacco both times in the playoffs. After the game, I read that your coach called Ben the Flacco killer. That made me think Flacco is his b*tch.
I would love to see this all over the internet, I just want Flacco to know he is a b*tch lol.

write em some fan mail.

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

this thread is 4 pages long in a matter of minutes.



"owl-dog raper"

(that line will never die)

now everybody be nice to our resident raven shitstick.

Look who it is....its TONY LITTLE. I thought you would be too busy trying to sell your excerise equipment.

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by Wallace108

I'm sure your boyfriend will put some cream on it for you.

Your the one they call Miracle Whip LIPS. Your lips have a taste for miracle whip. Its like vitamins your lips need

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by Pentheon

write em some fan mail.

HELL YEAH!! I forgot all about that. The newspaper had the ravens complex address in it. I am going to write him like 50 letters lol.

[Buddha Bus]

Timmah is so popular and famous, he's had songs written about him.


Y-R-U-GAY? (sung to the tune of Y.M.C.A. by the Village People):

Young man, there's no need to go down.
I said, young man, get your knees off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you love the eye brown.
There's no need to be butt-flappy.

Young man, where's your "partner" Moko?
I said, young man, did you tear his man-hole?
You can eat his... big, dirty behind.
Many gays play there I'm sure you won't mind.

(chorus)
I've gotta know Tim, Y-R-U-GAY?
I've gotta know Tim, Y-R-U-GAY?

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can bang their asses with sex toys...

(repeat chorus)

You can lick his taint clean, you can have a stool meal.
You can reach around while you kneel...

Young man, are you fisting ol' Steve?
I said, young man, are you finger banging his beav'?
I said, young man, you can ram 'til he screams.
But you've got to flick his dried bean!

No man, does these "guys" by himself.
I said, young man, keep your gay pride to yourself.
And just tell me, exactly Y-R-U-GAY?
I'm sure they'll hump you today.

(repeat chorus)

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can tongue butt with all the boys...

(repeat chorus)

You can lick his taint clean, you can have a stool meal.
You can reach around while you kneel...

Young man, you have some spunk on your shoe.
I said, your mouth's ringed with poo.
You knelt at Joe's crotch crab hive.
He took not one finger but all five...

That's when owl-dog licked your pee-pee.
And then, young man, it made you skeet-skeet.
Your a sick ****, Tim, again, Y-R-U-GAY?
They can jizz on your back all day.

(repeat chorus)

They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can fill your butt with the dog's rubber toys...

Y-R-U-GAY?
I have to ask you Tim, Y-R-U-GAY?
Young man, young man, there's no need to go down.
Young man, young man, your ass they will pound.

Y-R-U-GAY?
Just answer the question Y-R-U-GAY?
Young man, young man, there's nut in your poo.
Young man, young man, your chin's full of goo.
Y-R-U-GAY?

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by SCMom

I found a new pic of you too when searching google Timmah...

Yeah, I boned the cheerleader to the right after that game.