Tim Lumber: Flacco is Roethlisbergers B*tch

[Buddha Bus]

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Yeah, I boned the cheerleader to the right after that game.

Yeah, the one slightly to the right and BEHIND you!

[Tim Lumber]

BUDDAH BUS, dont forget your song MAYONASE MOUTH...

Whats that White stuff on his lips...its a MAN-ase. Its from a MAN, who used hiw HAND.
His lips are white like SNOW...he had given a man a free BLOW.
He dont BITE, he just wants the goo thats WHITE.
He dont wear PANTIES, he wears MANTIES
He is out Mayonase Motuh b*tch...everybody sing along.

[stlrtruck]

Originally Posted by SCMom

Awwwwwww...you took your sig down.

Welcome back Timmah! Glad you have finally seen the light!

According to the bet, which was suppose to be a life time agreement, doesn't his avi need to change? I'm just sayin', if he's a man of his word.

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Your the one sucking his donkey Balls lol. I hate Flacco. He has made football in Baltimore HELL. Then to top it off, the Orioles have his brother in the minors, thats all we need...another Flacco. In the meantime, quit licking his ball SACK....JACK

Are we gonna go through this shite again TIMMAH, you'll just keep doing the elementary school saying the same thing back to the person who said it to you with ZERO level of imagination and creativity? Dang it, TIMMAH, I was hoping your tenured departure would give you some ammunition before you come in here and get shot down quicker than being in the red light district. But alas, it's not to be. But at least there will be the ole beat the shite of of an owl dog lover

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Who chugs that....YOU? Yeah you told us last time, you like Mayonase or something you said. I just got pulled off my long suspension. I know its a party in the BURG, so dont forget your miracle whip lol. DrinkUp...haha.

TIMMAH, come on man. This stuff you've got going on is so 80's. Maybe you took one too many in the arse to realize the beating you took here before your ban was lifted. But keep bringing that weak shite and you'll be pwned in a matter of hours and you'll once again be nothing more than a boring

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Yes it does. He can get rid of the b*tch label by beating Ben. If I keep posting this, maybe Flacco will read it. Maybe he will know, Baltimore people are calling hims Ben's b*tch. I need to put some pressure on him.

If he beats Ben, then Ben will be his B*tch. Just like Ben will be Aarons B*tch next sunday.

Even if he beats Ben, just once, he won't get rid of the B*tch label. He's like you, he'll always be someone's b*tch.

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Im from Baltimore, so I am homo as they come.

Fixed it for you.

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

If this goes to the BLAST FURNACE...someone is getting BLASTED by the Verbal Champ!

You're going to be the only one getting blasted, but I've heard you are so worn out you wouldn't feel it anyway. I guess that owl dog was bigger than thought.

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

My last name is LIMPER, thats why your girl keeps calling me. She needs a REAL WOODMAN!! I guess its a Baltimore thing!

And use you for what the door mat?

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

I am gonna own someone, Trailer Park style. Dont have me go Trailer Park up in here.

The fact that you don't own your trailer park should be enough to know that you're never going to own anyone here at the Fever.

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

I love the new moderators. The last lone challenged me, I schooled him, and he banned me. I can take the heat, just expect to be BURNED, when you step in my kitchen to a debate.

Someone please tell me how an uneducated drunk schools someone? You want to step in to a kitchen.... Hey Buddha I found my next victim!

[Tim Lumber]

Originally Posted by Buddha Bus

Yeah, the one slightly to the right and BEHIND you!

I took the girl to the BONEYARD, she needed some LUMBER.

[Buddha Bus]

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

BUDDAH BUS, dont forget your song MAYONASE MOUTH...

Whats that White stuff on his lips...its a MAN-ase. Its from a MAN, who used hiw HAND.
His lips are white like SNOW...he had given a man a free BLOW.
He dont BITE, he just wants the goo thats WHITE.
He dont wear PANTIES, he wears MANTIES
He is out Mayonase Motuh b*tch...everybody sing along.

Judges?

[stlrtruck]

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Yeah, I boned the cheerleader to the right after that game.

You mean you're right?

[Pentheon]

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

BUDDAH BUS, dont forget your song MAYONASE MOUTH...

Whats that White stuff on his lips...its a MAN-ase. Its from a MAN, who used hiw HAND.
His lips are white like SNOW...he had given a man a free BLOW.
He dont BITE, he just wants the goo thats WHITE.
He dont wear PANTIES, he wears MANTIES
He is out Mayonase Motuh b*tch...everybody sing along.

that song might be worse than being a ravens fan...





















nm no its not, hell was I thinkin

[stlrtruck]

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

I took the girl to the BONEYARD, she needed some LUMBER.

So you took her to see a Steelers fan? Cause the only thing she's getting from you is two pumps and a case of herpes!

[Tim Lumber]

Yo Steeler TRuck, didnt I flatten your tires before. The ONLY BET I will give you...is I will take my dentures out and b*tch slap your*ss lol. Long time no talk fool.

Originally Posted by Tim Lumber

Your the one they call Miracle Whip LIPS. Your lips have a taste for miracle whip. Its like vitamins your lips need

Come on, Timmah. Don't throw my own joke back at me. Come up with your own joke. I'd think you'd be pretty good at both receiving AND giving by now.