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Old 04-01-2011, 09:09 PM   #1
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Got a question about the world that has you scratching your head? Ask it here. Maybe we'll get some damned answers!
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:09 PM   #2
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* If 7-11 is open 24 hours, why are there locks on the doors?

* How do porcupines have sex?

* Who the hell drinks near-beer?

* How do you tell when sour cream goes bad?

* What is so awesome about sliced bread?

* What's the youngest you can be to die of old age?
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:10 PM   #3
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Who created God?
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Old 04-01-2011, 09:31 PM   #4
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Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

Why do people say 6 in one hand and half a dozen in the other when it's really 5 in one hand and half of ten in the other?
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Old 04-01-2011, 11:13 PM   #5
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And why in basketball do they say, "Good Hard Foul"?
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Default Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
If teflon is so nonstick, how do they keep it stuck to the bottom of the frying pan?

If a fly lost its wings, would it be called a walk?

If a turtle lost its shell, would it be naked or homeless?

And the greatest mystery of all...

Where the hell is Tony Hipchest?
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If teflon is so nonstick, how do they keep it stuck to the bottom of the frying pan?

If a fly lost its wings, would it be called a walk?

If a turtle lost its shell, would it be naked or homeless?

And the greatest mystery of all...

Where the hell is Tony Hipchest?
I'm not sure which applies best to Tony's case:

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What the f*ck is this thing?

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What the f*ck is this thing?
I dont know but i crapped out something similar this morning
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I dont know but i crapped out something similar this morning

VA, I think you'd better go see a doctor!
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