Ravens Ask NFL Not To Play In Pittsburgh At Night. LOL - Page 3

PhantomJB93 · 04-21-2011, 08:58 PM

LOL it's like the NFL received the Ratbirds' complaint and just gave them the middle finger back with their worst possible scenario; an opening day game and baltimore and a midseason primetime game at Heinz.

Dino 6 Rings · 04-22-2011, 12:34 PM

Look, when you are the Ravens, and deep in your heart you know you can NOT beat the Steelers when it matters most and when the stage is Large, you do what you have to do to Try and give yourself the best chance to win a game.

So the Ravens, had a little list of games they didn't want. I'll explain this to you as if I'm Ray Lewis working with the Raven Execs in trying to sucker up and kiss the Commish's ass into giving us what we need and want.
A. Not a night game (Steelers kick our ass at night.)
B. Not a road game (Steelers kick our ass at Heinz almost every time)
C. Not a National Game, (Can't be on the Big Stage with the Steelers, They Kick our Ass on the Big Stage)
D. Not a late season meaningful game (Steelers kick our ass in ALL Meaningful games.)

Ray: "So what does that leave us Commish?"

Roger :"Um...we can put the first game of the Season at 1pm, in your home Stadium? Does that work?"

Ray :"well sure! that sounds swell! anyway you can suspend Ben again for us?"

Roger "Um, no, and we need to make the 2nd game a Sunday night one, cause the ratings for that will be through the roof"

Ray: "Shit! Can you maybe have them play the Patriots the week before us? The Pats always seem to deflate the Steelers a little and we could use all the help we can get."

Roger "Sure thing Ray, we'll have the Steelers play the Patriots right before you. And you know what, We'll give you a home game against the Cardinals so you can warm up for the actual Hitting game with the Steelers, and then let you travel to Seattle to lick your wounds after the Steelers beat your ass again? Ok Ray?"

Ray: "Yeah great...wait...what was that last part?"

Roger "Nothing Ray, you have a good "snicker" Season ok?"

55BaileyFan · 04-23-2011, 03:07 PM

They are 0-5 against us in primetime at Heinz Field including two playoff appearances.

SteelerFanInATL · 04-26-2011, 01:25 AM

Next they will ask if they can play both game in Baltimore. "NFL, can we play both our PGH game in BLT? It would he our playoff chances".

zunaki · 04-26-2011, 05:16 AM

Great news. Ravens is the close competitor of Pittsburgh. I would personally go for Pittsburgh side. They are more strong as compared to Ravens.

SacknificentStew56 · 04-26-2011, 01:49 PM

The Ratbirds are softer than my grandma's pound cake made from scratch. Bow down and Respect our LOMBARDIES!!

jwmann2 · 04-27-2011, 09:30 PM

Before asking to not play the Steelers at night, let's make sure we are going to have a season first. This is all so petty. A league of men that act like babies.

finesward · 04-28-2011, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by zunaki

Great news. Ravens is the close competitor of Pittsburgh. I would personally go for Pittsburgh side. They are more strong as compared to Ravens.

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Sixburgher · 04-28-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by finesward

SUCH GREAT INSIGHT!!! GREAT POST!!!!!!

For an obvious foreign spammer who's just trying to push a website link, it actually was one of the more lucid and insightful posts I've seen. Despite displaying a preschool level grasp of English usage, all the words were actually spelled correctly at least.

SCMom · 04-29-2011, 04:38 PM

Ok...since this turned out to be old news, gonna lock this thread down.

04-21-2011, 08:58 PM	#21
PhantomJB93 Assistant Coach Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Blacksburg, VA Posts: 1,401 Gender: Male Member Number: 13907 Thanks: 24 Thanked 99 Times in 67 Posts	Re: Ravens Ask NFL Not To Play In Pittsburgh At Night. LOL LOL it's like the NFL received the Ratbirds' complaint and just gave them the middle finger back with their worst possible scenario; an opening day game and baltimore and a midseason primetime game at Heinz.

04-22-2011, 12:34 PM	#22
Dino 6 Rings Living Legend Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Arkansas (formerly New Jersey) Posts: 8,213 Gender: Male Member Number: 6891 Thanks: 0 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Re: Ravens Ask NFL Not To Play In Pittsburgh At Night. LOL Look, when you are the Ravens, and deep in your heart you know you can NOT beat the Steelers when it matters most and when the stage is Large, you do what you have to do to Try and give yourself the best chance to win a game. So the Ravens, had a little list of games they didn't want. I'll explain this to you as if I'm Ray Lewis working with the Raven Execs in trying to sucker up and kiss the Commish's ass into giving us what we need and want. A. Not a night game (Steelers kick our ass at night.) B. Not a road game (Steelers kick our ass at Heinz almost every time) C. Not a National Game, (Can't be on the Big Stage with the Steelers, They Kick our Ass on the Big Stage) D. Not a late season meaningful game (Steelers kick our ass in ALL Meaningful games.) Ray: "So what does that leave us Commish?" Roger :"Um...we can put the first game of the Season at 1pm, in your home Stadium? Does that work?" Ray :"well sure! that sounds swell! anyway you can suspend Ben again for us?" Roger "Um, no, and we need to make the 2nd game a Sunday night one, cause the ratings for that will be through the roof" Ray: "Shit! Can you maybe have them play the Patriots the week before us? The Pats always seem to deflate the Steelers a little and we could use all the help we can get." Roger "Sure thing Ray, we'll have the Steelers play the Patriots right before you. And you know what, We'll give you a home game against the Cardinals so you can warm up for the actual Hitting game with the Steelers, and then let you travel to Seattle to lick your wounds after the Steelers beat your ass again? Ok Ray?" Ray: "Yeah great...wait...what was that last part?" Roger "Nothing Ray, you have a good "snicker" Season ok?" __________________ SuperBowl Wins - How many does YOUR team have? Steelers 6, 49ers 5, Cowboys 5, Packers 4, Giants 4, Redskins 3, Raiders 3, Pats 3, Broncos 2, Dolphins 2, Colts 2, Ravens 2 Bears 1,Jets 1, Bucs 1, Rams 1, Chiefs 1, Saints1

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