Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 7 Picks

Brett Cottrell · 10-22-2011, 09:26 PM

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Pittsburgh Steelers at Arizona Cardinals
I don’t know what a trap game is, otherwise I’d be worried. Can we have Wisenhunt back now? Steelers 27 – 23. Memories.

Washington Redskins at Carolina Panthers
Foster’s = German for Beer; Beck = German for uh-oh. Panthers by 1.

Denver Broncos at Miami Mahi Mahi
Horses make me mad, but they have tasty poo. Mahi Mahi tastes good, too. Fish by 10.

San Diego Norv Turners at New York Rex Ryans
One’s the Biggest Loser and the other’s Norv Turner. Advantage Jets, but not in the regular season. Norv’s regular season champs by 6.

Chicago Bears vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers at London
In honor of the Queen I renamed the teams: Chicago Bulldogs vs. the Tampa Bay Bad Teeth. Bad Teeth by 4.

Atlanta Falcons at Detroit Lions
Donkey Kong Suh will be mad after last week. Pray for Matt Ryan. Lions by 10.

Seattle Seahawks at Cleveland Browns
Pete Carroll’s hair looks like a squirrel’s tail. I hate squirrels. Cleveland-team-named-after-a-person-named-after-a-color by 7.

Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans
Remember the Alamo? Neither do I, but I remember all the Texans’ injuries. Titans by 3.

Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders
Dear Todd Haley: Thank you for keeping our seat warm last year. Sincerely, The Chargers. Raiders by 14.

Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings
What the Hell’s a Ponder? At this point, about half a McNabb. Packers by 25.

St. Louis Rams at Dallas Cowboys
The Cowboys make me hate them because they’re from Texas. So I’ll pick the Rams.

Indianapolis Colts at New Orleans Saints
Manning is selfish. He took his whole team with him when he left. Saints by 21.

Baltimore Ravens at Jacksonville Jaguars
Cats and birds! I’ll bring the barbeque sauce. So will T-Sizzle. Ravens by 14.

***Bayz101*** · 10-23-2011, 12:14 AM

Too bad the Eagles don't play this weekend, I was just DYING to hear Tico's story again!!! Great picks!

Buddha Bus · 10-23-2011, 12:17 AM

Solid picks from the best analyst who licks his own nuts. Granted, there are only about 4 of them, but "kudos" any way, Tico!

***Bayz101*** · 10-23-2011, 12:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddha Bus

Solid picks from the best analyst who licks his own nuts. Granted, there are only about 4 of them, but "kudos" any way, Tico!

I'm assuming your monkey is one of them

Buddha Bus · 10-23-2011, 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Bayz101

I'm assuming your monkey is one of them

Oh, he's no analyst. That's purely recreational.

***tony hipchest*** · 10-23-2011, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddha Bus

Solid picks from the best analyst who licks his own nuts. Granted, there are only about 4 of them, but "kudos" any way, Tico!

im thinking steelernation will cite chris collinsworth, phill simms, and warren sapp as the other 3. lol

Buddha Bus · 10-23-2011, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by tony hipchest

im thinking steelernation will cite chris collinsworth, phill simms, and warren sapp as the other 3. lol

Don't forget Shannon "Scrot Throat" Sharpe. There's a reason why he's so mumbly-mouthed.

***tony hipchest*** · 10-23-2011, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Buddha Bus

Don't forget Shannon "Scrot Throat" Sharpe. There's a reason why he's so mumbly-mouthed.

oh, i didnt forget him... i just cant include him in tico's league as one of the best analysts who licks his nuts. sharpe is 20,000 leagues below the smegma in those regards.

so is nuttsapp for that fact. strike him from the aforementioned list.

Brett Cottrell · 10-23-2011, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by tony hipchest

im thinking steelernation will cite chris collinsworth, phill simms, and warren sapp as the other 3. lol

Wow, my dog's keeping bad company if he's getting compared to Collinsworthless and Sapp and Simms. You all know Tico would be a better game-day announcer than those guys. Plus, he has just as many rings as Collinsworthless.

caplovestroyp43 · 10-23-2011, 01:42 PM

That is one beautiful dog. Is he a Lab?

10-22-2011, 09:26 PM	#1
Brett Cottrell Draft Prospect Join Date: Sep 2011 Posts: 92 Member Number: 18842 Thanks: 8 Thanked 20 Times in 9 Posts	Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 7 Picks http://brettcottrell.blogspot.com/search/label/tico Pittsburgh Steelers at Arizona Cardinals I don’t know what a trap game is, otherwise I’d be worried. Can we have Wisenhunt back now? Steelers 27 – 23. Memories. Washington Redskins at Carolina Panthers Foster’s = German for Beer; Beck = German for uh-oh. Panthers by 1. Denver Broncos at Miami Mahi Mahi Horses make me mad, but they have tasty poo. Mahi Mahi tastes good, too. Fish by 10. San Diego Norv Turners at New York Rex Ryans One’s the Biggest Loser and the other’s Norv Turner. Advantage Jets, but not in the regular season. Norv’s regular season champs by 6. Chicago Bears vs. Tampa Bay Buccaneers at London In honor of the Queen I renamed the teams: Chicago Bulldogs vs. the Tampa Bay Bad Teeth. Bad Teeth by 4. Atlanta Falcons at Detroit Lions Donkey Kong Suh will be mad after last week. Pray for Matt Ryan. Lions by 10. Seattle Seahawks at Cleveland Browns Pete Carroll’s hair looks like a squirrel’s tail. I hate squirrels. Cleveland-team-named-after-a-person-named-after-a-color by 7. Houston Texans at Tennessee Titans Remember the Alamo? Neither do I, but I remember all the Texans’ injuries. Titans by 3. Kansas City Chiefs at Oakland Raiders Dear Todd Haley: Thank you for keeping our seat warm last year. Sincerely, The Chargers. Raiders by 14. Green Bay Packers at Minnesota Vikings What the Hell’s a Ponder? At this point, about half a McNabb. Packers by 25. St. Louis Rams at Dallas Cowboys The Cowboys make me hate them because they’re from Texas. So I’ll pick the Rams. Indianapolis Colts at New Orleans Saints Manning is selfish. He took his whole team with him when he left. Saints by 21. Baltimore Ravens at Jacksonville Jaguars Cats and birds! I’ll bring the barbeque sauce. So will T-Sizzle. Ravens by 14.

10-23-2011, 12:14 AM	#2
*Bayz101* Renegade Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Mansfield Posts: 5,500 Gender: Male Member Number: 18856 Thanks: 130 Thanked 329 Times in 213 Posts	Re: Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 7 Picks Too bad the Eagles don't play this weekend, I was just DYING to hear Tico's story again!!! Great picks! __________________ "Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act". -Judge Judy www.facebook.com/surgemovement

10-23-2011, 12:17 AM	#3
Buddha Bus Piss Monkey Asteroids Champion! 8 Ball Champion Champion! Donkey Kong Champion! QB Challenge Champion! Extreme Football Champion! Battlefield Vietnam Champion! Zuma Ball Champion! Action Fish Champion! Yeti Pentathlon Champion! Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Third barstool from the left. Posts: 3,281 Gender: Male Member Number: 17626 Thanks: 934 Thanked 643 Times in 427 Posts	Re: Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 7 Picks Solid picks from the best analyst who licks his own nuts. Granted, there are only about 4 of them, but "kudos" any way, Tico! __________________ I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.

10-23-2011, 01:42 PM	#10
caplovestroyp43 Bench Warmer Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: STEELER NATION Posts: 364 Gender: Female Member Number: 16490 Thanks: 17 Thanked 12 Times in 10 Posts	Re: Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 7 Picks That is one beautiful dog. Is he a Lab? __________________ "We Will Not Go Gently. We Will Unleash Hell" Mike Tomlin

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