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Old 05-09-2006, 10:00 PM   #11
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face it, now, the next time it happens, you'll think of me


uh-oh, wait a minute...........
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Old 05-09-2006, 11:30 PM   #12
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face it, now, the next time it happens, you'll think of me


uh-oh, wait a minute...........
i will never shit in another public restroom again.
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Old 05-10-2006, 05:37 AM   #13
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i know someone who wont use public rest rooms. of course hes probably full of shit because what if hes traveling.........?
well, in general, i guess he doesnt.

anyway, a fun thing to do if you are in a stall next to someone is to act like you are struggling with something and then say "no, NO, stay in there!!!
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Old 05-10-2006, 08:12 AM   #14
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i know someone who wont use public rest rooms. of course hes probably full of shit because what if hes traveling.........?
well, in general, i guess he doesnt.

anyway, a fun thing to do if you are in a stall next to someone is to act like you are struggling with something and then say "no, NO, stay in there!!!

I will have to try that one
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Old 05-10-2006, 07:20 PM   #15
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15. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless supermodel... and it's free.
Ha! If you boys can have fruity chick drinks served by a topless supermodel, then I sure as heck can have my drink served by a hot cabana boy!


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I think there is a website devoted to these and there are over 100 rules.

My personal favorite (which a good friend broke!!):

"If you have a ticket to a sporting event and take your girlfriend over your buddy, said buddy is allowed to bang your mother for the duration of the event. "

A group of friends + girlfriends went to PennState a few years back (my friend & I are alumni) and it was that big Nebraska night game. We were all tailgating and then were going to try and scalp tickets. Well, turns out a mutual friend got us two tickets (for my buddy and I). Here, my buddy gets them and immediately offers it to his girlfriend. I was like "What the hell, man??!! She doesn't even like football and this is the biggest PSU game in years!!!"

Well, as I fumed in the parking lot, PSU proceeded to open a can of whoop ass on top ranked Nebraska and I never let my friend live it down. He regrets the decision to this day...(And yes, they broke up eventually)
Well, um, I'm thinkin' your buddy's girlfriend was going to be the one "pleasuring" him that night and not you? He made the right choice.
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Ha! If you boys can have fruity chick drinks served by a topless supermodel, then I sure as heck can have my drink served by a hot cabana boy!




Well, um, I'm thinkin' your buddy's girlfriend was going to be the one "pleasuring" him that night and not you? He made the right choice.

Absolutely not...he regrets it to this day. He is constantly reminded of it from most of our PSU friends. He even admits that it wasn't worth getting laid (which he would have anyway!) for all the ribbing and guilt he has recieved over the years. That's what he gets! I would have never done that! Even my wife thinks that was a **** move.

I am not bitter...I actually almost enjoy giving him shit about it more then if I would have gone to the game!
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