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Old 09-04-2006, 09:18 PM   #1
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Smile The Wedding!

The wedding
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra less. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, we are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car........
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PLEASE tell me that this was supposed to be a thread for the humor section and NOT a true story of something that actually happened to you, Stlrs4Life!!!!!
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:19 PM   #3
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I believe it's a joke, FCG, but if it isn't, you go guy!
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Old 09-04-2006, 10:40 PM   #4
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Dom that is hilarious LOL
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Old 09-04-2006, 11:53 PM   #5
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Classic!
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A classis indeed!!!!!
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Wow...and I thought I got serious man-points for not getting mad at my wifes wreck!!!!
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Unreal Bro...great story. Good job.
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Oops, forgot this forum had a joke section. A mod can move it, thanks.
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Oops, forgot this forum had a joke section. A mod can move it, thanks.
You mean it wasn't really you????!!!! Putting it in this section made it very interesting! (lol)
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