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Old 02-28-2014, 12:37 PM   #1
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Default Miss. Man, Declared Dead, Wakes Up in Body Bag at Funeral Home

i've watched way to many walking dead episode ..i'm not taking any chances...


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A Mississippi man woke up in a body bag as funeral home workers prepared to embalm him, ABC affiliate WAPT reported.
Walter Williams, 78, of Lexington, Miss., appeared to have died at his home Wednesday night. The coroner came to the house and pronounced him dead at 9 p.m.
“I stood there and watched them put him in a body bag and zipped it up,” Williams’ nephew, Eddie Hester, told WAPT.
Williams was taken to Porter and Sons Funeral Home. They were getting ready to embalm him, and that’s when he started kicking inside the body bag.
“He was not dead, long story short,” funeral home manager Byron Porter told WAPT. He said this was the first time he’d ever seen anything like it.
“My cousin called me and said, ‘Not yet,’ and I said, ‘What you mean not yet?’ He said, ‘Daddy still here,’” Hester said.
Williams was rushed to a nearby hospital. The coroner said Williams’ pacemaker may have shut down and then started up again, WAPT reported.
“I asked the coroner what happened, and the only thing he could say is that it’s a miracle,” Holmes County Sheriff Willie March told WAPT.
Williams’ family members say they’re happy he’s alive.
“I don’t know how long he’s going to be here, but I know he’s back right now,” Hester told WAPT. ”That’s all that matters.”
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"He was not dead, long story short," funeral home manager Byron Porter told WAPT.

Long story short? How much longer could it be than, "Yup.... he ain't dead."?
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Now they have to put all his shit back where they found it before he gets home.
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I'd be more worried about cleaning the shit out of my shorts. Dead bodies aren't supposed to move.
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I'd be more worried about cleaning the shit out of my shorts. Dead bodies aren't supposed to move.
so i'm guessing you wouldn't have been the one to find out why the body bag was moving ?
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When body bags start moving around me, I just start hitting the head with something heavy. This guy got lucky.
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so i'm guessing you wouldn't have been the one to find out why the body bag was moving ?
Only after I made sure it stopped moving.
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