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Old 03-01-2014, 06:45 AM   #1
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Default KKK Member Designed Death Ray to Kill ‘Enemies of Israel’ in Most Confusing

KKK Member Designed Death Ray to Kill ‘Enemies of Israel’ in Most Confusing Scheme Ever
By Dan Amira


Not the Death Ray.

We know. You're already lost. Why would a KKK member want to help Israel? What is a Death Ray? These are fair questions.

Glenn Crawford is a 49-year-old General Electric employee from Galway, an upstate town located outside of Schenectady. He's reportedly a member of the tea-party group Americans Demanding Liberty and Freedom and of the United Northern & Southern Knights of the Ku Klux Klan. With the help of at least one accomplice, and perhaps more, he designed and partially built a "radiation emitting device that could be placed in the back of a van to covertly emit ionizing radiation strong enough to bring about radiation sickness or death," according to an FBI complaint. Crawford offered his Death Ray (we're calling it the Death Ray, FYI) to various synagogues and local Jewish groups as a weapon they could use against the "enemies of Israel." The police were alerted and infiltrated Crawford's plot. He and his accomplice now face fifteen years in prison.

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Old 03-01-2014, 07:39 AM   #2
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Default Re: KKK Member Designed Death Ray to Kill ‘Enemies of Israel’ in Most Confusing

Colbert could not resist following up on the graphic above

This animated short is about the Ku Klux Klan and uses the real-life news that Klan members were attempting to sell a "workable death ray" to Jewish groups in order to kill Muslims. Last month, another real-life KKK sympathizer was arrested for building a portable X-ray machine he was attempting to sell use with Jewish groups, again to kill Muslims.

Amazed that the KKK's hatred of Muslims was great enough that they were able to overcome their historical hatred of Jews, Colbert was inspired to make the short film. And he aired it, too, despite the misgivings of parent company Viacom's legal department.

As Colbert read aloud from the legal team's email, "We're a little concerned with this especially because it is airing during Black History Month."

But, since there was obvious effort put into this bit, and Colbert confessed that they had nothing else to air, "Laser Klan" got its debut.

Of course, after it aired, he may have had a few misgivings.

"I'm not sure if that was the right thing to do," he told his cheering audience at the end of the segment.

Below is the segment, and the first (and probably only) episode of "Laser Klan." Judge for yourself


http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...#ixzz2uiZPVoUA

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Colbert could not resist following up on the graphic above

This animated short is about the Ku Klux Klan and uses the real-life news that Klan members were attempting to sell a "workable death ray" to Jewish groups in order to kill Muslims. Last month, another real-life KKK sympathizer was arrested for building a portable X-ray machine he was attempting to sell use with Jewish groups, again to kill Muslims.

Amazed that the KKK's hatred of Muslims was great enough that they were able to overcome their historical hatred of Jews, Colbert was inspired to make the short film. And he aired it, too, despite the misgivings of parent company Viacom's legal department.

As Colbert read aloud from the legal team's email, "We're a little concerned with this especially because it is airing during Black History Month."

But, since there was obvious effort put into this bit, and Colbert confessed that they had nothing else to air, "Laser Klan" got its debut.

Of course, after it aired, he may have had a few misgivings.

"I'm not sure if that was the right thing to do," he told his cheering audience at the end of the segment.

Below is the segment, and the first (and probably only) episode of "Laser Klan." Judge for yourself


http://www.latimes.com/entertainment...#ixzz2uiZPVoUA


I couldn't find the entire animated skit on YouTube or I would have posted it. I'm sure it's because of copyright issues. I thought it was hysterical. People need to stop being so uptight over obvious comedy bits.

Thanks for posting, Dan!
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I couldn't find the entire animated skit on YouTube or I would have posted it. I'm sure it's because of copyright issues. I thought it was hysterical. People need to stop being so uptight over obvious comedy bits.

Thanks for posting, Dan!


YouTube and Viacom , which owns Comedy Central, faced off in a big boy copyright infringement suit, which resulted in Colbert and Daily Show videos that show up on YouTube being pulled fairly quickly. Those videos show up on Hulu or in articles that provide an apparently legal link.
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Now that's a major accomplishment. Congratulations Muslims !!! Looks like it's time for those old Klu Klux's to call on their super hero, the Simpsons character, Klu Klux Clam !!!

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Default Re: KKK Member Designed Death Ray to Kill ‘Enemies of Israel’ in Most Confusing

The only reason they're helping Jews is because Evangelical Christians foolishly believe that Jews occupying Israel will bring about the Rapture. I still can't believe we got them to fall for it.
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The only reason they're helping Jews is because Evangelical Christians foolishly believe that Jews occupying Israel will bring about the Rapture. I still can't believe we got them to fall for it.
I'm pretty sure that the Bible mentions something about Iranian centrifuges....in some kind of roundabout way that may or may not have been thought of yet.
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Default Re: KKK Member Designed Death Ray to Kill ‘Enemies of Israel’ in Most Confusing

Here's what he ought to use instead:

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Yep. It'll dry your whole head clean off your shoulders.



The new grand dragon of the Ku Klux Klan and his "death ray". Snappy new outfits too.
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