The Husband Store

[Lyn]

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a
description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the
products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose
any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor,
but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids,and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth
floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help
With Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the
fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor The Sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor . There are no men on this
floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

**To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store
just across the street.**
The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third through sixth floors have never been visited.*

[Ohio Steeler]

LOL

[floodcitygirl]

Good one Lyn!

[lamberts-lost-tooth]

The other day Arkie and I were on the fifth floor of the husband store waiting for customers when.......