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09-19-2006, 12:14 PM
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Sex in the Dark
Sex in the Dark
> >> > >> > >> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. > >> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on > >> shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was > >> ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy > >> habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, > >> screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked > >> down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure > >> device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. > >> She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," > >> > >> She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these > >> years? You better explain yourself!" > >> > >> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says > >> calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids." > >>
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Re: Sex in the Dark
ROFLMAO!!!!
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Re: Sex in the Dark
LMFAO!!!!!
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09-19-2006, 05:32 PM
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