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Old 09-19-2006, 01:14 PM   #1
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Default Sex in the Dark

Sex in the Dark
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> >> There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
> >> Every time they made love the husband always insisted on
> >> shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
> >> ridiculous. She figures she would break him out of this crazy
> >> habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
> >> screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked
> >> down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure
> >> device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
> >> She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard,"
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> >> She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these
> >> years? You better explain yourself!"
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> >> The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
> >> calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
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Old 09-19-2006, 05:03 PM   #2
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ROFLMAO!!!! Slam dunk!

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Old 09-19-2006, 06:11 PM   #3
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LMFAO!!!!!
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