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Old 10-05-2006, 10:17 AM   #1
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Default The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is
open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or the significant one in your life!~


Dangerous: What's for dinner?
Safer: Can I help you with dinner?
Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine

Dangerous: Are you wearing that?
Safer: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
Safest: WOW! Look at you!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine

Dangerous: What are you so worked up about?
Safer: Could we be overreacting?
Safest: Here's my paycheck.
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine

Dangerous"Should you be eating that?
Safer: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
Safest:Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
Ultra Safe: Here, have some wine

Dangerous: What did you DO all day?
Safer: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
Safest: I've always loved you in that robe!
Ultra Safe: Here, have some more wine and chocolate


13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4 Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one ..

13. Potential Murder Suspect
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Old 10-05-2006, 12:22 PM   #2
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Ultra Safe: Here, have some more wine and chocolate

KEY words at my house!!! Another winner, Lyn!
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Old 10-07-2006, 09:36 AM   #3
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I love #13!!!!!!!
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"We're not going to turn our backs on him," Ward said. "We're going to treat him like our brother. We're going to accept him back and be very supportive of him and help him get through this. In this locker room, he's still our quarterback."
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Old 10-07-2006, 10:05 AM   #4
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Dangerous: Thats women alright!!!
Safer: Some Women are like that.
Safest: I have HEARD there are women like that
Ultra safe: Thats BS...all women are gifts from God
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