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Old 10-13-2006, 05:27 PM   #1
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PITTSBURGH,(PA)- Pittsburgh Steelers practice was suspended nearly two hours today after a player reportedly found an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Bill Cowher immediately suspended practice and notified the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the substance was harmless and that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:29 PM   #2
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Old joke.
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:49 PM   #3
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Old joke.
What joke?
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:57 PM   #4
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Ha. Not bad.

Havent heard that one before.

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Old 10-13-2006, 06:40 PM   #5
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Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl Championship ring?

A. A thief



Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cincinnati would want one.



Q. Why was Marvin Lewis upset when the Cincinnati Bengals' playbook was
stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.



Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Superbowl?

A. Mike Brown has no idea -- and we'll never know either.



Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A. The Cincinnati Bengals



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Yep, stale.

How do you keep the Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard?

Put up a field goal.
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Old 10-13-2006, 08:48 PM   #7
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Yep, stale.

How do you keep the Cincinnati Bengals out of your yard?

Put up a field goal.
i thought tht was the browns.
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PITTSBURGH,(PA)- Pittsburgh Steelers practice was suspended nearly two hours today after a player reportedly found an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Coach Bill Cowher immediately suspended practice and notified the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was actually the GOAL LINE. Practice resumed after special agents decided the substance was harmless and that the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.


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Q: Why can't Chris Henry be in the Bengal huddle anymore?
A: It's a parole violation for him to associate with known felons

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Q: How do the Bengals spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
zing....

Q: What do you get when you put 28 Ben-gal cheerleaders in one room?
A: A full set of teeth.
OUCH!!
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