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Old 10-14-2006, 08:07 AM   #1
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Default RESUME OF GEORGE W. BUSH

RESUME OF GEORGE W. BUSH
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Washington , DC 20520

Education And Experience:

Law Enforcement - I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

Military - I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.

College - I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader.

Past Work Experience - I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas.

Accomplishments as Governor of Texas - I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes.

Accomplishments As President - I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal record. I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of
the US stock market.

In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any Administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleezza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government. I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television. I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families.in wartime.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD.

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.

Records And References

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review.

I am a member of the Republican Party.

PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN THE 2006 MID-TERM ELECTIONS.
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Old 10-14-2006, 08:17 AM   #2
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I didn't know George was running in the mid term elections.
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AHHHH..election time. The leaves are changing color...there is a briskness to the air...and the desperate liberals leave political views in football forums hoping to change someones mind.

Next time take a left at "transparant democrat avenue"...follow "Clinton was the best President ever Boardwalk"...until you come to the corner of "Same old rhetoric" and "Give me a break"

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AHHHH..election time. The leaves are changing color...there is a briskness to the air...and the desperate liberals leave political views in football forums hoping to change someones mind.

Next time take a left at "transparant democrat avenue"...follow "Clinton was the best President ever Boardwalk"...until you come to the corner of "Same old rhetoric" and "Give me a break"
It's pretty obvious everyones' minds are already made up... see you after the elections
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It's pretty obvious everyones' minds are already made up... see you after the elections
MOST people's minds are already made up and we ALWAYS see each other after EVERY election. Hopefully this place won't get as bad as turning on my tv.
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Hehe. My point exactly, I think; vote, and then let's work with what we get.

Honestly, neither of the parties represent my views at all. But I'm far more afraid of what the Reps are doing, what with having control of everything. The most recent anti-terror legislation guts the writ of habeas corpus, which is a bedrock principle of the Constitution. For those who haven't been following along in your playbooks, habeas corpus is the doctrine that says they have to tell you why they're holding you... and the new law doesn't just apply to foreign nationals, it also applies to US citizens. Your government can now arrest you and lock you away without having to tell you why they did it.

Don't believe me? Look it up. It's true.

Fear is causing us to become "not free". Freedom takes courage. If you can't defend it, you don't deserve it. And if you let weak leaders usurp it, then you're fighting and dying for nothing. Because when you're done, there won't be freedom left.


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Hehe. My point exactly, I think; vote, and then let's work with what we get.

Honestly, neither of the parties represent my views at all. But I'm far more afraid of what the Reps are doing, what with having control of everything. The most recent anti-terror legislation guts the writ of habeas corpus, which is a bedrock principle of the Constitution. For those who haven't been following along in your playbooks, habeas corpus is the doctrine that says they have to tell you why they're holding you... and the new law doesn't just apply to foreign nationals, it also applies to US citizens. Your government can now arrest you and lock you away without having to tell you why they did it.

Don't believe me? Look it up. It's true.

Fear is causing us to become "not free". Freedom takes courage. If you can't defend it, you don't deserve it. And if you let weak leaders usurp it, then you're fighting and dying for nothing. Because when you're done, there won't be freedom left.


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Exactly, nice post Mosca.
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