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Old 10-29-2006, 12:49 AM   #1
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Default Big Steeler Baby Born

LoL my finace` told me this joke today when he got home from work. Some of you may have heard it but I thought it was hilarious.

Big Steeler Baby born

A Steeler linebacker buys a round of drinks for all in
the bar because he announces his wife has just
produced a typical Steeler-sized baby boy weighing 25
lbs. Congratulations showered him from all around, and
many exclamations of "WOW"! heard too.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar.

The bartender says,"Say, you're the father of the
typical Steeler-sized baby that weight 25 pounds at
birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The father answers proudly,"19 lbs".

The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What
happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."

The Steeler linebacker father takes a slow swig from
his Iron City , wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve,
leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him
circumcised!"
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Old 10-29-2006, 06:54 AM   #2
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LOL!!
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Old 10-29-2006, 09:39 AM   #3
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LMFAO!
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Old 10-29-2006, 10:00 AM   #4
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I love it !!
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Old 01-02-2007, 04:16 PM   #5
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lmao!
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Old 01-07-2007, 08:50 AM   #6
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stillers is wiping the pop off her monitor........................................... .
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you guys think this is a joke, but in the ultrasound pictures, my son's penis is actually longer than his body.
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you guys think this is a joke, but in the ultrasound pictures, my son's penis is actually longer than his body.
(pssst....thats called an umbilical cord)
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(pssst....thats called an umbilical cord)
No way, his umbilical cord shies in comparison to his wang.
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