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Old 11-06-2006, 08:27 PM   #1
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Default Pittsburgh is about to get OWN3D!

Yeah, that's right. I said it. Not only is this week going to set your team back about a billion years, but the score will probably be somewhere along the range of Saints-49, Steelers-3. And if it's not 49-3, I guarantee it's going to be something else.

The Saints are so much better than the Steelers, I just crapped in my pants thinking about it. We can out-rush you, out-pass you, out-tackle you, and out-source you. If you rearrange the letters in Pittsburgh Steelers, and add and subtract a bunch of different ones, it spells "this team sucks."

Here's some cold hard facts for you people who only notice bold-faced text.

1- Big Ben is a bust. I've watched every game the Steelers have played all year long, and the guy has literally done nothing, well nothing to help HIS team. Anyone who thinks this guy is the future of your franchise, is probably right, but I don't care anyway. I only deal with two things: facts and whatever else I make up.

2- Willie Parker is the most overrated back in the league. I talked to ten experts I made up, and every single one of them said Parker was about as worthless as Michael Vick in a QB Challenge. He only scores when he's in the end zone, and if he stays out of the end zone, he doesn't score at all.

3- You can't stop Reggie Bush. You just can't. He's going to be in the Hall of Fame whether he makes it there or not. Yeah, I know that didn't make sense, but it doesn't matter anyway, because if you've gotten to this point and you're still taking me seriously, there's something wrong with your brain.

4- Drew Brees was the single best free-agent acquisition in the league. His arm is literally made of solid gold, and he's got a perfect passer rating for all completed passes. The only time his passer rating has even dipped has been for turnovers and incompletions. Definite MVP.

5- I don't even know what else to say. I'm serious. I can't stop making a list at 4, so if anyone has a good 5, fire away. I'll give money to the winner, or I won't.

Good grief, this one was flagrant. If I catch anyone with this, you should all be ashamed. Actually, this is kind of like a public service. If I didn't do this, you might find yourself arguing with an idiot one day, and that's never fun. At least here they all wear name tags. Here's some all-caps for people who skip down to the last couple of lines.

YOU WILL ALL SEE SUNDAY WHY THE SAINTS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE NFL! THE STEELERS SUCK AND WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. REGGIE BUSH IS A PLAYER AND SO IS DREW BREES AND WE ALSO HAVE JOE HORN AND HERE'S A WORD ABOUT AMERICA'S TEAM!


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Old 11-06-2006, 08:34 PM   #2
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Default Re: Pittsburgh is about to get OWN3D!

Hey dickwad, you're tooooo kind, I'm guessin' you'll beat us 78-3, based on all those intelligent facts you have there. Have mercy on us.

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Old 11-06-2006, 08:42 PM   #3
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Sounds about right, your analysis is irefutable.
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:45 PM   #4
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Default Re: Pittsburgh is about to get OWN3D!

[QUOTE=kfaulk99;172817]THE STEELERS SUCK AND WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING.


First of all, your post belongs in the Blast Furnace.....you'd know that if you could read. As to your above quote......Did you just start watching football this year???? 5 Lombardis....I guess mean nothing to you. Picklehead. (Thanks HTG....I really like that name! lol)
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:48 PM   #5
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Sounds like you got all your bases covered.
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:49 PM   #6
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Another troll to the infamous iggy list. Congrats redneck.
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Old 11-06-2006, 08:51 PM   #7
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And soiling yourself could be attributed to all that delicious cajun food.
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Dickwad seems like a really smart guy, I wonder if he could rattle off the list of teams that have never played in the SB, yet won one.

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A troll representing a team that has sucked for how long now? I've seen it all. 37 years old nonetheless.
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Old 11-06-2006, 09:14 PM   #10
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Default Re: Pittsburgh is about to get OWN3D!

x1000

Oh, and allow me to add number 5:
THE SAINTS ARE TOAST.

I'll take 5 dollars please.
Mail to 728 Elm Ave South Pittsburg 37380.
The money should help me buy the reggie bush jerseys that are on clearance because HE HASN'T SCORED A RUSHING TOUCHDOWN.HELLLLOOOOO?
Oh, thats number 6. another $5.00 please.
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