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Old 11-12-2006, 09:53 AM   #1
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Default Sex Talk

A bus stops and 2 well dressed foreign men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma cuma firsta . Den I a cuma. Den two a asses a cuma togetherr. I a cuma once-a-more! Two a asses, they a cuma together again.I a cuma again and a pee twicea. Then I a cuma one a lasta timea."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down a lady," said the man. "Who a talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my a frienda how to a spell a 'Mississippi'." ($5.00 says you're gonna
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Old 11-12-2006, 10:39 AM   #2
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LOL!
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too bad u cant enforce tht bet
nut in my defense i dint read it the whole way the first time
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Old 11-13-2006, 04:15 AM   #4
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too bad u cant enforce tht bet
nut in my defense i dint read it the whole way the first time
...which implies there was a second time....????
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Old 11-18-2006, 11:54 PM   #5
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this is funny :D ha ha ha. yeah sometimes you might hear even worse things like this from us foreigners :D
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