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Old 12-21-2006, 09:36 PM   #1
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Talking Drunk joke

Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when
> suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.
>
> "Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
>
> Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast
>pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you
>twenty
>dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
>
> So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
>
> Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a
>bad time.
> "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! MyGod,
>you're disgusting!"
>
> Speaking very carefully so as not t o slur his words, Larry says,
> "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink.
> I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on
>me...hehad
>one
>too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry
>sorry
> an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
>
> His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty
>bucks.."
>
> "Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."
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by far one of the funniest jokes ever...you just made my day..loololololol
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