I think I know this priest

[clevestinks]

A Steelers fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Browns fan he saw
strutting down the street in the obnoxious orange, brown and white colors.
He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them.

One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a
good deed, and he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going
Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Joseph's church, about 2 miles down
the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The
priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.

Suddenly, the driver saw a Browns fan walking down the road, and he
instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto
the road just in time.

Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a
loud "THUD." Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his
mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and
he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Browns
fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

[ironcitychef]

Now that is funny.

[BlitzburghRockCity]

anything to down the clowns, is AOK w/ me!!