Getting Ahead Mathematically

lamberts-lost-tooth · 01-09-2007, 09:48 AM

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

BlacknGold Bleeder · 01-09-2007, 11:14 AM

Seen it before but it is so true...

clevestinks · 01-09-2007, 03:49 PM

He He Ha Ha !

Steeler in Carolina · 01-05-2008, 06:44 PM

I love it.

Dynasty · 01-08-2008, 07:22 PM

i liked it so much that i posted it a month ago!

just messin with ya..

01-09-2007, 09:48 AM	#1
lamberts-lost-tooth Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 10,829 Gender: Male Member Number: 2363 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Getting Ahead Mathematically This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

01-09-2007, 11:14 AM	#2
BlacknGold Bleeder Team Captain Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Center of the STEELER NATION !! Posts: 839 Gender: Male Member Number: 1254 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Getting Ahead Mathematically Seen it before but it is so true... __________________

01-09-2007, 03:49 PM	#3
clevestinks Living Legend Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Ohio Posts: 8,326 Member Number: 302 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Getting Ahead Mathematically He He Ha Ha ! __________________ [

01-05-2008, 06:44 PM	#4
Steeler in Carolina Team President Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wilmington, NC Posts: 2,374 Gender: Male Member Number: 1634 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Getting Ahead Mathematically I love it.

01-08-2008, 07:22 PM	#5
Dynasty Assistant Coach Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Steel City Posts: 1,286 Gender: Male Member Number: 2396 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Getting Ahead Mathematically i liked it so much that i posted it a month ago! just messin with ya.. __________________

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