Overweight Head Coach, Super Bowl Championship history says NO WAY!

[tony hipchest]

im suprised litp hasnt moved this obvious joke of a thread to the blast furnace yet. thats probably because i havent mentioned that the pats would still be superbowl losers, surpassing the magnitude of the bills and vikings, if charlie weiss didnt get his gastro bypass surgery.

since hes become head coach of notre dame you would think hes still choking away too many hot dogs, the way he keeps choking on bowl games.

in other news (just to highlight the rediculousness of this thread): we could very well see the 1st superbowl being played with 2 black head coaches, which means one would win.

[tony hipchest]

im curious to see the % of fat coaches vs. skinny coaches in the history of nfl vs. superbowl winning skinny coaches and those fat ones who never made it.

[Steel Pit]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

im curious to see the % of fat coaches vs. skinny coaches in the history of nfl vs. superbowl winning skinny coaches and those fat ones who never made it.

We'll let you do the research TONY! I'll guarntee you that the skinny or more fit coaches have dominated. It's a known "FACT" that FIT persons produce a hell of a lot more than FAT persons. You know, people don't get FAT by hustling and if you're going to win Super Bowls as a head coach you're going to have to work harder than the opposing coaches. I just don't see a FAT coach working harder than a FIT coach, PERIOD!
The toughest jobs in the world are held by FIT people. So you go on believing what you want to believe. FIT, FAT, it doesn't matter? Now that type of logic is a freaking JOKE!

[Steel Pit]

Originally Posted by sumo

I think you're all wrong - Lombardi - fat ass, Hank Stram fat ass, Parcells fat ass, Madden fat ass, Weeb Ewbank fat ass, Holmgren fat ass, Chuck Knoll..just kidding -- Weight of the coach has absolutely nothing at all to do with the success of a football team - Andy Reid's teams usually over achieve -- there are some really good lard ass coaches around (Weiss) so please stop making fun of them - they have feelings too...

The key words were "excessively overweight". There's no way that Lombardi, Stram, Ewbank or Noll would be considered excessively overweight. I would call them chubby/husky.

[Steel Pit]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

im suprised litp hasnt moved this obvious joke of a thread to the blast furnace yet. thats probably because i havent mentioned that the pats would still be superbowl losers, surpassing the magnitude of the bills and vikings, if charlie weiss didnt get his gastro bypass surgery.

since hes become head coach of notre dame you would think hes still choking away too many hot dogs, the way he keeps choking on bowl games.

in other news (just to highlight the rediculousness of this thread): we could very well see the 1st superbowl being played with 2 black head coaches, which means one would win.

African American Head Coaches haven't had ANYWHERE NEAR the opportunity to win Super Bowls as the FAT coaches have had so what's your point?

[stillers4me]

Originally Posted by Steel Pit

African American Head Coaches haven't had ANYWHERE NEAR the opportunity to win Super Bowls as the FAT coaches have had so what's your point?

Here's an innovative idea.......how about hiring the best and most qualified person regardless of skin race, creed or physical appearance.

[Big D]

Originally Posted by Steel Pit

African American Head Coaches haven't had ANYWHERE NEAR the opportunity to win Super Bowls as the FAT coaches have had so what's your point?

Why dont you start naming coaches that are fat that couldnt get it done besides Andy Reid?

[Buzz05]

Originally Posted by Big D

Why dont you start naming coaches that are fat that couldnt get it done besides Andy Reid?

Im just playing devils advocate here. I dont agree with the assumption that fat head coaches cant get it done...however here are a few that couldnt :

1) Dennis Green-imploded in Arizona and lost control in Minn.
2) Wayne Fontes - terrible coach to begin with and without Barry Sanders would have been fired a lot sooner
3)Art Shell-No explanation needed


...throw in Andy Reid and you got 4 coaches that cant get it done...thats not enough to say 'Fat' guys cant are bad head coaches. Thats like saying because Ryan Leaf was a terrible QB in the League all Washington State QB's are terrible. Just a generalization.

[Btrice]

Originally Posted by Steel Pit

The key words were "excessively overweight". There's no way that Lombardi, Stram, Ewbank or Noll would be considered excessively overweight. I would call them chubby/husky.

Same here, when Parcells won he was chubby/husky as well.

Me thinks there are some chubs or chubby chasers defending their kind in this thread.

[Big D]

Originally Posted by Btrice

Same here, when Parcells won he was chubby/husky as well.

Me thinks there are some chubs or chubby chasers defending their kind in this thread.

Defending there own kind? You got to be kidding me.

this thread is gotta be one of the worst threads ever posted. Saying someone cant win because they are fat is like saying an african american coach cant win. It's all very irrelevent.