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|01-24-2007, 04:13 PM||#1|
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Doc, I can't sleep anymore," the man complained. "I've tried
everything, but I just toss and turn."
"You have to learn to relax," the doctor said. "Try putting each part
of your body to sleep separately."
That night the guy crawled into bed, got comfortable and started to
talk to his body. "Toes, go to sleep," he whispered. "Feet, go to
Legs, go to sleep. Hips, go to sleep. Stomach, go to sleep"
Just then his wife walked in wearing a transparent teddy.
Her husband opened one eye, then lifted his head from the pillow. "OK,"
he shouted, "up, up...everybody up!"
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