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Old 01-24-2007, 04:34 PM   #1
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Default Bengal pick up lines.

>>
>>1) Did you fart?
>>cuz you blew me away.
>>
>>2) Are yer parents retarded?
>>cuz ya sure are special.
>>
>>3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ...
>>I can't hold it in.
>>
>>4) Do you have a library card?
>>cuz I'd like to sign you out.
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>>5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
>>cuz I can see myself in em.
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>>6) If you in I were Squirrels,
>>I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
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>>7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
>>but beauty's only a light switch away.
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>>8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
>>Woman - "WHAT?"
>>Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
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>>9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
>>but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
>>
>>10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
>>I think he went inta this cheap motel room.
>>
>>11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
>>
>>12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
>>we kin sleep til afternoon.
>>
>>and.... the best for last!
>>
>>13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
>>every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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Old 01-24-2007, 06:06 PM   #2
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Two questions

1. When do you have time to make this stuff up?
2. Please tell me you have never used these lines in your natural born life jkjk

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Old 01-24-2007, 07:16 PM   #3
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Default Re: Bengal pick up lines.

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
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10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

XDDDD!!!! Oh my god. Those made my day.
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Old 01-24-2007, 07:46 PM   #4
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Shouldn't a few of those be prison-related?
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Old 01-25-2007, 10:54 AM   #5
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Two questions

1. When do you have time to make this stuff up?
2. Please tell me you have never used these lines in your natural born life jkjk

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sure have. How do you think I got my puddin..
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Old 01-25-2007, 02:31 PM   #6
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sure have. How do you think I got my puddin..


I think the smilies say it all

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