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Old 02-02-2007, 02:23 AM   #1
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The C.I.A had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists- two men and one woman. For the final test the instructors took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter the circumstances." "Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair." "And you must kill her"

To which the man replied, "You can't be serious,....i could never shoot my wife!"

The instructor then responds, "Then you're not the operative we're looking for"

The second man is given the same instructions. He takes the gun and goes into the room. All is quite for about five minutes. Then he emerges from the room with tears in his eyes and says, "I can't do it,....i just can't." To which the lead instructor replies, "you don't have what it takes either,...take your wife and go home"

Finally it was the womans turn, except she was told to kill her husband. She takes the gun and enters the room.Shots were heard one after another followed by crashing, sreaming and banging on the walls. And finally silence. After a moment the instructors slowly opened the door and there stood the woman.

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said,"God,.....you guys didn't tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair!"
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LOL! It just depends on the day (for most women)!

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