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Old 02-02-2007, 06:52 PM   #1
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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Chicago, Illinois and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Bears fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Bears fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Bears fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Bears fan, then whom do you support?"

"I'm a Colts fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are you a Colts fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Indianapolis and my mom is a Colts fan and my dad is a Colts fan, so I'm a Colts fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Colts fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"



Mary said, "Then I'd be a Bengals fan."
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An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Chicago, Illinois and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Bears fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Bears fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Bears fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Bears fan, then whom do you support?"

"I'm a Colts fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Well Mary, might you explain why are you a Colts fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Indianapolis and my mom is a Colts fan and my dad is a Colts fan, so I'm a Colts fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Colts fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"




Mary said, "Then I'd be a Bengals fan."

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