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Old 02-04-2007, 11:19 PM   #1
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Default What gets to heaven first....

> The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning,
>and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
>your body goes first?"
>
> Suzy raised he r hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
>
> "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
>
> Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in
>front of you and God just takes you hands first."
>
>"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your
>legs."
>
> The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little
>Johnny, why do you think it would be your legs?"
>
> Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the
>other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying,
>"Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
>
>The nun fainted.
>

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