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Old 08-23-2005, 05:06 PM   #1
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Talking Firming Up!

FIRMING UP!
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid
of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie". With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the
pool boy, and your brother."
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Old 08-23-2005, 05:09 PM   #2
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Certainly a classic,,, Nice Post!!!!!
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Old 08-23-2005, 07:13 PM   #3
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I love that one!!
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Old 08-23-2005, 07:28 PM   #4
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Nice joke lol
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:) Funny stuff!!!
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That's some F:BEEPin funny S:BEEP
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lmao funny man! Give us some more!
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