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Old 08-16-2005, 12:08 PM   #1
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Subject: FOOTBALL JOKE





A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
pillows when the old man farts and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"

The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie
score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown,
tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
goal, I lead 17 to 14."

Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beat by a woman,
so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally
unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he shits
in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

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Old 08-17-2005, 12:49 AM   #2
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That was too funny....
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Old 08-18-2005, 01:25 PM   #4
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OMG! LOL! that was funny man, I goto give u props on that!
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