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Old 02-13-2007, 12:48 PM   #1
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Biblical Wives Complaints:

5. Eve to Adam: "You never take me anywhere different to eat!"

4. Pharaoh's Daughter to Moses: "Stop parting the bath water, Moses, and wash behind those ears!"

3. David's mom to her husband Jesse: "Do you really think it was a good idea to get David that sling? He's going to hurt someone.!"

2 Pilate's wife to Pilate after the resurrection:"You never listen to me, do you? Mr. Wash-Your-Hands-In-Public?"


And the #1 Biblical wife complant:

1. Mary to Joseph: "I TOLD you to make reservations!"
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Old 02-13-2007, 01:18 PM   #2
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Biblical Wives Complaints:

5. Eve to Adam: "You never take me anywhere different to eat!"

4. Pharaoh's Daughter to Moses: "Stop parting the bath water, Moses, and wash behind those ears!"

3. David's mom to her husband Jesse: "Do you really think it was a good idea to get David that sling? He's going to hurt someone.!"

2 Pilate's wife to Pilate after the resurrection:"You never listen to me, do you? Mr. Wash-Your-Hands-In-Public?"


And the #1 Biblical wife complant:

1. Mary to Joseph: "I TOLD you to make reservations!"

Great, i love the last one!

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Old 02-13-2007, 01:32 PM   #3
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Good stuff LLT!

Mrs. Marvin Lewis to her husband, Black Jesus: "Sorry, dear, but the BENGALS SUCK"!

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Old 02-13-2007, 03:08 PM   #4
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Good stuff LLT!

Mrs. Marvin Lewis to her husband, Black Jesus: "Sorry, dear, but the BENGALS SUCK"!

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Good stuff LLT!

Mrs. Marvin Lewis to her husband, Black Jesus: "Sorry, dear, but the BENGALS SUCK"!

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It's all good HTG. I think we can forgive you, now the Bungals on the other hand may not...but I don't think they can make calls from a prision cell so....oh crap, now I just made fun of them. Well, this wouldn't be complete without me saying the famous line, but since I'm not making fun of them, "The Bengals were never good,"

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Old 02-14-2007, 08:36 PM   #6
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Loved them all ... especially that last one! :P
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THose were cute...
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