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Old 02-18-2007, 10:16 AM   #1
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The 1st Affair
A married man was having an affairwith his secretary.One day they went to her placeand made love all afternoon.Exhausted, they fell asleepand woke up at 8 PM.The man hurriedly dressedand told his lover to take his shoesoutside and rub them in the grass and dirt.He put on his shoes and drove home."Where have you been?" his wife demanded."I can't lie
to you," he replied,"I'm having an affair with my secretary.We had sex all afternoon."She looked down at his shoes and said:"You lying bastard!You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair
A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked abouthaving a son.They decided to try one last timefor the son they always wanted.The wife got pregnantand delivered a healthy baby boy.The joyful father rushed to the nurseryto see his new son.He was horrifiedat the ugliest child he had ever seen.He told his wife: "There's no way I can be the father of this baby.Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered!Have you been fooling around behind my back?"The wife smiled sweetly and replied:"Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair
A mortician was working late one night.He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz,about to be cremated,and made a startling
discovery..Schwartz had the largest private parthe had ever seen!"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the morticiancommented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive privatepart.It must be saved for posterity."So, he removed it,stuffed it into his briefcase,and took it home"I have something to showyou won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase."My God!" the wife exclaimed,"Schwartz is dead!"

The 4th Affair
A woman was in bed with her loverwhen she heard her husbandopening the front door."Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."She rubbed baby oil all over him,then dusted him with talcum powder."Don't move until I tell you,"she said, " pretend you're a statue.""What's this?" the husband inquiredas he entered the room."Oh it's a statue," she replied,"the Smiths bought one and I liked itso I got one for us, too."No more
was said,not even when they went to bed.Around 2 AM the husband got up,went to the kitchen and returnedwith a sandwich and a beer."Here," he said to the statue, have this.I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair
A man walked into a cafe,went to the bar and ordered a beer."Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent.""One Cent?" the man exclaimed.He glanced at the menu and asked:"How much for a nice juicy steakand a bottle of wine?""A nickel," the barman replied."A nickel?" exclaimed the man."Where's the guy who owns this place?"The bartender replied:"Upstairs, with my wife."The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"The bartender replied:"The same thingI'm doing to his business down here."

The 6th Affair
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.He looked up and said weakly:"I have something I must confess.""There's no need to, " his wife replied. "No," he insisted,"I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!""I know," she replied," now just restand let the poison work."

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Old 02-18-2007, 10:30 AM   #2
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Wow....just wow...

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Haha, nice...
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