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Old 02-18-2007, 10:20 AM   #1
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Default Careful what you wish for

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife,and fell
into a deep sleep. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You
died in your sleep, Ralph."

Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to
live for. Send me back!"

St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back:
as a chicken."
Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home.
The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the
ground.

A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first
day here"? "Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange
feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never
laid an egg before?"

"Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did,
and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon
laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of
his head, and heard his wife shout, dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're
shitin' the bed!
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:22 AM   #2
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So wrong....but funny

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Old 02-18-2007, 10:35 AM   #3
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So wrong....but funny

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Old 02-21-2007, 12:21 AM   #4
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Oh, this is just nasty. :D
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