Senior Speed demon!!!!

Mamaduck43 · 02-18-2007, 04:00 PM

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120.

Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

floodcitygirl · 02-18-2007, 04:12 PM

Excellent!!!!!! I laughed out loud!

steelerbackr4life · 02-18-2007, 05:04 PM

That works better than an fop card

BOXCAR JOEY · 02-19-2007, 10:51 AM

That was great!!!

02-18-2007, 04:00 PM	#1
Mamaduck43 Bench Warmer Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Denmark, Wisconsin (since July) Posts: 290 Gender: Female Member Number: 592 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Senior Speed demon!!!! A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the Trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused. Then said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

02-18-2007, 04:12 PM	#2
floodcitygirl Team Owner Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 2,751 Member Number: 1784 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Senior Speed demon!!!! Excellent!!!!!! I laughed out loud! __________________ Thanks to MeanJoe for surprising me with my new sig.

02-18-2007, 05:04 PM	#3
steelerbackr4life Team Captain Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 960 Gender: Male Member Number: 1931 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Senior Speed demon!!!! That works better than an fop card __________________

02-19-2007, 10:51 AM	#4
BOXCAR JOEY Bench Warmer Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Metuchen, NJ Posts: 338 Gender: Male Member Number: 3729 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Senior Speed demon!!!! That was great!!! __________________ WIN OR LOSE.........I still bleed black and gold. Http://www.Myspace.com/Trappedinemerica

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