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Old 02-28-2007, 10:19 PM   #1
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Subject: FART FOOTBALL

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man
passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The
old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown,
tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
says,

"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,

"Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,

"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old
man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,
and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, "What the heck was that?"



The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."
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Old 02-28-2007, 10:51 PM   #2
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HAHAHAHHA thats was hilarious!
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Old 03-01-2007, 08:11 PM   #3
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A perfect combo of hilarity,flatulance, grossness, and constapation.

HAHAHAHAHA!

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Old 03-02-2007, 10:06 AM   #4
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Oh, my God! :D Ha ha ha. Thanks for the laugh.
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