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Old 03-03-2007, 11:20 AM   #1
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Hey I am selling these WWII era french rifles. They are almost brand new...... Never fired and only dropped once.
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Old 03-03-2007, 11:38 AM   #2
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Q: What do you call a Frenchman advancing on Baghdad?
A: A salesman.

My all time favorites.............

Donald Rumsfeld was being heckled by a French anti-war weenie when he suddenly turned and asked the Frenchman:
"Excuse me. Do you speak German?" The Frenchman replied "No." Rumsfeld looked him in the eyes and said "You're welcome."


Q: What do you call a man who only needs body armor on his back?
A: Jacques Chirac

A man asks his companion, "What's the most common French expression"? His friend scratches his head, shrugs his shoulders and replies, "I give up!"
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Old 03-03-2007, 10:09 PM   #3
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Hey I am selling these WWII era french rifles. They are almost brand new...... Never fired and only dropped once.
LOL.. I posted that one yesterday... http://forums.steelersfever.com/showthread.php?t=15374
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Got another one though...


You hear about the new french tanks? Unbeleivable transmissions.. 7 gears!

One gear for driving... six for reversing!
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Did you hear what happened in France yesterday?

A car backfired. Half of Paris surrenedered.
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Chuck Norris is so feirce that one time a episode of "Walker: Texas Ranger" aired in france, they surrendered just to play it on the safe side.
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Oh, you guys. You guys are terrible. Though I think they deserve these from you all.
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Heared it before. But heared it: Have 2 French Army Rifles for sale, only been laid down twice.
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Coming home on leave an American soldier was taking the last leg of his trip on the train. The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.

The weary soldier asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The French woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?"

The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired."

The French woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"

The American soldier didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat. The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.

An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window.
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Q: How many generations does it take to learn ingratitude?
A: Trois


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