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Old 03-18-2007, 10:39 PM   #1
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Talking Never choke in a restaurant in the South!

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a drink, they
>talk about their moonshine operation.
>Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins

>to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in
>real distress.
>One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, "Kin ya swallar?" The
>woman shakes her head no.
>"Kin ya breathe?" The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head
>The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her

>yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick

>with his tongue.
>The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the
>obstruction flies out of her mouth. As she begins to breathe again,
>the hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
>His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heerd of that thar Hind Lick

>but I ain't never seed nobody do it!"

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Old 03-19-2007, 01:11 PM   #2
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Old 03-19-2007, 01:18 PM   #3
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Being from the South I am offended.

I mean, most of us have seen that done many times. :-)
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