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Old 03-22-2007, 10:41 PM   #1
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Cincinnati Bengals Jokes
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals & the Taliban?

A. The Taliban has a running game



Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals & Billy Graham have in common?

A. They both can make 60,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ" !



Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?

A. Put up goal posts



Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?

A. The Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!



Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a SuperBowl Championship ring?

A. A thief



Q. Why doesn't Dayton Ohio have a professional football team?

A. Because then Cincinnati would want one



Q. Why was Dick LeBeau upset when the ' playbook was
stolen?

A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.



Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?

A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar



Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Superbowl?

A. Mike Brown has no idea! -- and we may never know either!



Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?

A. The Cincinnati Bengals



Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and possums have in common?

A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road



Q. How can you tell when the Cincinnati Bengals are going to run the
football?

A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:33 AM   #2
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Great jokes!

Of course we can retread the ole cowgirls joke...

Q: Why can't the bengals get in a huddle?
A: Because it violates their parole being around other felons
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Old 03-23-2007, 12:14 PM   #3
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Thank you for making my lunch go over my computer screen. lol...

I am going to have to share these with some bengals fans I know
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Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a SuperBowl Championship ring?

A. A thief

best one

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Old 03-23-2007, 01:52 PM   #5
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Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a SuperBowl Championship ring?

A. A thief

best one

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I also enjoyed this.......they are all thiefs.....except ofcourse Carson Palmer......Hes just a crying bitch....no better i guess
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Old 03-23-2007, 02:03 PM   #6
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Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?

A. The Cincinnati Bengals

Phahahaha!

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The Bungals managed to pull of a 12 and 5 season in 2007

thats 12 arrests and 5 convictions

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why did the bengal fan cross the road???

cause his c*** was stuck in the chicken!!!
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Old 03-23-2007, 05:04 PM   #9
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why don't the Bengals have a team website?

Because they can't put three "w's" together in a row.
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