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Old 03-23-2007, 06:50 PM   #1
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Default You know your a Browns fan when..

Your idea of fine cuisine includes keilbasa and Stroh's beer

You think the Antichrist walks among us and moved to Baltimore in 1995

You refer to Pittsburgh as a Third World nation

You have to look at a map before you realize Cincinnati is NOT in Kentucky

You think political correctness involves using the term "certain ethnic" when telling a joke

You believe plastic lawn flamingos are essential in any landscaping project

Your second car is completely dissolved by salt by the time April rolls around
You believe the Second Coming meant the Browns returning in 1999

The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart

You actually remember when Dennis Kucinich was mayor

You see nothing wrong with wearing white sox with black shoes, even when wearing a tux

Party music involves an accordion

You always knew you lived in the Rock n Roll Capital of the World

You know more about Frankie Yankovic than Weird Al Yankovic

Tourists ask you what time the river catches fire


You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood.

You know you don't really have an accent, the rest of the world does.

You hear there are always famous people in town, but you have never seen one.

You hate country music, don't know anyone that does like country music, and yet WGAR just won the country music station of the year.

You take credit for Cedar Point even though it is 2 hours away.

You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world.

The Tri-C jingle "students for life" scares the hell out of you.

You take Dead Man's Curve at 60 mph holding your breath.

You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry, but don't really understand it.

"Good Morning from the Buzzard Morning Zoo" is a jingle you'll never forget.

Your neighborhood schools went without sports because all the senior citizens refused to pass the levies.

You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga.

You can't tell Brook Park, Brooklyn, or Old Brooklyn apart.

You see Christmas lights still up in July.

You love BW-3, but have no clue what the heck weck is.

You find yourself singing "Garfield 1-2323" in the shower.

You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City.

You have never ridden in a taxi.

You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can.

You have gotten 3 speeding tickets, and they are all from the mile long stretch of a suburb named Linndale.

You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying.

You really don't know what the Warehouse District is, you just know that it's a great place to party.

You know who the Jake really is

You hate Baltimore and you have never been there.

St. Patty's Day is your number one holiday, and you aren't Irish.

You're still relishing 1987 when we ALMOST made it to the Super Bowl.

You counted down with the monument in Tower City to the exact second in 1999 when the Browns came back.

You heard Bill Clinton and Drew Carey love Parma Pierogies, but you have yet to ever eat there.

You know Tower City isn't a city at all.

You're Polish.

Stories of Little Italy still send chills down your spine.

At least half of your wardrobe is Tribe apparel.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:01 PM   #2
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Default Re: You know your a Browns fan when..

oldies but goodies i guess. i'll offer one ive never heard:

you know youre a brownsfan when.... after you take a crap and wipe your butt, you smell your hands to see if they need washed.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:16 PM   #3
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Default Re: You know your a Browns fan when..

lol! Hate to say it but some of these apply to us Western PA folks as well!
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Old 03-24-2007, 07:55 AM   #4
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lol! Hate to say it but some of these apply to us Western PA folks as well!
Yeah.....I know how to say Cuyahoga. And we don't have accents either......the rest of yunz do.
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Old 03-24-2007, 02:30 PM   #5
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Yeah.....I know how to say Cuyahoga. And we don't have accents either......the rest of yunz do.
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:56 AM   #6
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Default Re: You know your a Browns fan when..

Hehe...good stuff. And while we're on the subject: I put my personal favorites in bold letters.

You know you're from Tennessee if:>>
>>1. You measure distance in minutes.
>>
>>2. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
>>
>>3. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store ">>
>>4. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
>>grain, insect or animal.
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>>5. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
>>unlocked.
>>
>>6. You know what a "VOL" is. (Unfortunately... )
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>>7. You carry jumper cables in your car...for your OWN car.
>>
>>9. You only own four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and catsup.
>>
>>10. The local papers cover national and international news on one page
>>but
>>require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
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>>11. You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
>>
>>12. You find 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm".
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>>13. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and
>>Christmas.

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>>14. You know whether another Tennessean is from east, west or middle
>>Tennessee as soon as they open their mouth.
>>
>>15. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as"goin' Wal-martin"
>>or
>>off to "Wally World".
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>>16. You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean
>>weather.
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>>17. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...it's a Coke,
>>regardless of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"

>>
>>18. Fried catfish is the other white meat.
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Old 03-27-2007, 08:58 AM   #7
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Default Re: You know your a Browns fan when..

The ones that apply to me (since I am from Cleveland):

You have to look at a map before you realize Cincinnati is NOT in Kentucky

The phrase "lake effect" strikes terror in your heart

You always knew you lived in the Rock n Roll Capital of the World

Tourists ask you what time the river catches fire

You don't really know any homosexuals, you just know that there are a lot of them in Lakewood.

You hear there are always famous people in town, but you have never seen one.

You take credit for Cedar Point even though it is 2 hours away.

You honestly believe that Cleveland is the best city in the world.(well,second best to Pittsburgh)

You take Dead Man's Curve at 60 mph holding your breath.

You know about the Eastside/Westside rivalry, but don't really understand it.

You actually know how to pronounce Cuyahoga.

You can't tell Brook Park, Brooklyn, or Old Brooklyn apart.

You see Christmas lights still up in July.

You love BW-3, but have no clue what the heck weck is.

You're still dumbfounded by the Leaping Fountain in Tower City.

You have never ridden in a taxi.

You wear shorts the first day of the year it isn't below 30 and snowing, just because you can.

You have gotten 3 speeding tickets, and they are all from the mile long stretch of a suburb named Linndale.

You have no idea how exactly to get to the Flats, you just kind of end up on a bank and start partying.

You really don't know what the Warehouse District is, you just know that it's a great place to party.

You heard Bill Clinton and Drew Carey love Parma Pierogies, but you have yet to ever eat there.

You know Tower City isn't a city at all.

At least half of your wardrobe is Tribe apparel.(well,not half since over half is Steelers stuff,then a lot of Buckeye stuff,then Indians stuff)
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:23 AM   #8
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you know youre a brownsfan when.... after you take a crap and wipe your butt, you smell your hands to see if they need washed.
Ewwwwwwwwwww!
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Old 03-27-2007, 09:40 AM   #9
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Ewwwwwwwwwww!
My sentiments exactly!
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Old 03-27-2007, 10:54 AM   #10
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oldies but goodies i guess. i'll offer one ive never heard:

you know youre a brownsfan when.... after you take a crap and wipe your butt, you smell your hands to see if they need washed.
is this not normal?
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