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Old 03-23-2007, 07:14 PM   #1
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Talking Pope visits Florida, witnesses Shark Attack

On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing.

He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore.

A helpless man, wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Pittsburgh Steelers jerseys aboard.

One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Browns fan from the water.

Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in Black & Gold, beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them, "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Brown's and Steeler's fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies, "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," one replied. "he is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God's wisdom, but he doesn't know shit about shark fishing.... How's the bait holding up?
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lol ha
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thats a great one!
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Holy s#*t. Ha ha ha. Oh my God. That's the one of the funniest. LMAO.
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Old 04-13-2007, 05:58 AM   #5
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Mwhaha....

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hahaha! good one!
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i love it...thats one of the best ive heard
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Thats great what do you get when you use a Bungal fan? A parole officer?
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Steelerbacker, your Avatar is making me hungry!
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