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Old 04-24-2007, 12:24 PM   #11
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have you considered faking your own death???
To whom it may concern...LLT will not be able to go to the wedding today ...he is sick and possibly dying
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Old 04-24-2007, 12:29 PM   #12
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Hey LLT, how much couch time do you figure to get if you don't go? Just curious.
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Hey LLT, how much couch time do you figure to get if you don't go? Just curious.
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Couch time?.....COUCH TIME? ....I'll be lucky to have a place to live.....and your asking me about COUCHTIME???!!!!

....actually....the "poisoning" may not be self-induced if I were to ask.
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* In my best Jim Mora voice*
Couch time?.....COUCH TIME? ....I'll be lucky to have a place to live.....and your asking me about COUCHTIME???!!!!

....actually....the "poisoning" may not be self-induced if I were to ask.
Ugh - better fake an illness then.
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i've got it !!! ya ready???......CUT A FINGER OFF!!!!...now hear me out!! i know it sounds a littlt extreme ,but think about it. you get that afflack insurance , they pay you for missing work . you get time off work. you get good painkillers. you can milk the sympathy for weeks maybe months! no yard work! no wedding! and you don't even have to lop off the whole finger. just the first joint! i'd do the ring finger....the wedding ring will draw some of the attention away from your nub. ........I'M A FREAKIN GENIUS !!!!
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i've got it !!! ya ready???......CUT A FINGER OFF!!!!...now hear me out!! i know it sounds a littlt extreme ,but think about it. you get that afflack insurance , they pay you for missing work . you get time off work. you get good painkillers. you can milk the sympathy for weeks maybe months! no yard work! no wedding! and you don't even have to lop off the whole finger. just the first joint! i'd do the ring finger....the wedding ring will draw some of the attention away from your nub. ........I'M A FREAKIN GENIUS !!!!
Cut off a finger!!! You want me to cut off a FINGER!!! WHY in the world , would I...........would the painkillers keep me from enjoying the draft?
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Cut off a finger!!! You want me to cut off a FINGER!!! WHY in the world , would I...........would the painkillers keep me from enjoying the draft?
oh hell no. it would probably enhance it especially with the addition of a few brewski's. you wouldn't even bat an eye if they took bush with the first pick...
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I think he's on to something here. Put it in the freezer and you can have it reattached on Sun. after say the 6th or 7th round!
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I think he's on to something here. Put it in the freezer and you can have it reattached on Sun. after say the 4th or 5th round!
naw...keep the nub...its a conversation piece. and you can do cool illusion tricks with it. like sticking the nub up to your nose ,and it looks like your fingers 2 inches in your nose...lmao... ...that one KILLS at parties. plus chicks dig nubs....
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naw...keep the nub...its a conversation piece. and you can do cool illusion tricks with it. like sticking the nub up to your nose ,and it looks like your fingers 2 inches in your nose...lmao... ...that one KILLS at parties. plus chicks dig nubs....
Chicks dig nubs????
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