Indy 500/Coke 600

[Killer]

Like anybody cares about how chicks drive...



Woot!



Starting grid
1. (12) Ryan Newman, Dodge, 185.312.
2. (2) Kurt Busch, Dodge, 185.065.
3. (19) Elliott Sadler, Dodge, 185.001.
4. (8) Dale Earnhardt Jr., Chevrolet, 184.634.
5. (17) Matt Kenseth, Ford, 184.231.
6. (11) Denny Hamlin, Chevrolet, 184.225.
7. (88) Ricky Rudd, Ford, 183.955.
8. *(22) Dave Blaney, Toyota, 183.361.
9. (43) Bobby Labonte, Dodge, 183.536.
10. (40) David Stremme, Dodge, 183.530.
11. (01) Mark Martin, Chevrolet, 183.443.
12. (18) J.J. Yeley, Chevrolet, 183.312.
13. (6) David Ragan, Ford, 183.243.
14. (20) Tony Stewart, Chevrolet, 183.094.
15. *(10) Scott Riggs, Dodge, 183.014.
16. (25) Casey Mears, Chevrolet, 182.890.
17. (5) Kyle Busch, Chevrolet, 182.698.
18. (9) Kasey Kahne, Dodge, 182.698.
19. (38) David Gilliland, Ford, 182.587.
20. (42) Juan Pablo Montoya, Dodge, 182.562.
21. (48) Jimmie Johnson, Chevrolet, 182.525.
22. *(21) Bill Elliott, Ford, 182.426.
23. *(44) Dale Jarrett, Toyota, 182.389.
24. *(36) Jeremy Mayfield, Toyota, 182.303.
25. (31) Jeff Burton, Chevrolet, 182.285.
26. *(83) Brian Vickers, Toyota, 182.272.
27. (29) Kevin Harvick, Chevrolet, 182.266.
28. (26) Jamie McMurray, Ford, 182.248.
29. *(84) A.J. Allmendinger, Toyota, 182.248.
30. (14) Sterling Marlin, Dodge, 182.242.
31. (1) Martin Truex Jr., Chevrolet, 182.205.
32. (24) Jeff Gordon, Chevrolet, 181.977.
33. (13) Joe Nemechek, Chevrolet, 181.922.
34. (41) Reed Sorenson, Dodge, 181.812.
35. (7) Robby Gordon, Ford, 181.324.
36. (45) Kyle Petty, Doidge, 181.038.
37. (96) Tony Raines, Chevrolet, 180.814.
38. (16) Greg Biffle, Ford, 180.620.
39. (99) Carl Edwards, Ford, 180.445.
40. (70) Johnny Sauter, Chevrolet, 179.599.
41. (07) Clint Bowyer, Chevrolet, 175.451.
42. (66) Jeff Green, Chevrolet, owner points.
43. *(78) Kenny Wallace, Chevrolet, 182.226 (final spot available on rule book)

Did not qualify:
(15) Paul Menard, (55) Michael "I crashed again" Waltrip,(4) Ward Burton, (37) Kevin Lepage,(49) Mike Bliss, (00) David Reutimann

[Jeremy]

Danica Patrick is the most overrated human being on the planet.

With that being said, Pennsylvanian Roger Penske owns the cars that sit on both polls for Sunday's races.

[Killer]

In a perfect world, Danica would take over the #8 ride from Jr next year...I'd pay to see that.

[Jeremy]

Originally Posted by Killer

In a perfect world, Danica would take over the #8 ride from Jr next year...I'd pay to see that.

She'd have a lot of free time, what with not making races and all because she sucks.

[tony hipchest]

holy crap! dodges sitting 1-3 at the Jimmie Johnson 600??? and only 2 chevys in the top 10?!?!?!? i expect a nascar imposed sanction (say maybe add a wicker bill to the dodges) to "level" the playing field before the drop of the green flag.

does this mean we gotta listen to all the chevy drivers bitch and moan how they are at a disadvantage? if dale sr. were alive im sure we woulda already heard how bill france sr. was "rolling over in his grave" by now.

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by Jeremy

She'd have a lot of free time, what with not making races and all because she sucks.

actually the IRL as a whole sucks, so id say she is average in her little niche. shes cute and has done good for the sport as far as bringing attention. so im not gonna hate on her.

anyways is evernham still boning erin crocker? she sure fell off the map as soon as that little story broke.

sidenote: isnt it odd how penske can dominate the indy 500 but cant even win a restrictor plate race?

[TackleMeBen]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

now all we need is danica and some cheese..lol. (that is for you tony )

I heard that they were seen together at a race a few weeks back. I bet his wife is taking him to the cleaners in their divorce

true, but he did help bring superbowl XL to detroit, so he is good for something

[Jeremy]

Roger is one of two native Pennsylvanians who own Nextel Cup teams, so he has all my support.

On a side note, Ryan's lead engineer on the 12 teams is a Pittsburgh native by the name of Travis Geisler.

http://www.travisgeisler.com/

[Killer]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

anyways is evernham still boning erin crocker? she sure fell off the map as soon as that little story broke.

I'm afraid Ray found out my little punkin' sucks as a driver too.
It's over....as is her ride.
Imagine that.

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by Jeremy

Roger is one of two native Pennsylvanians who own Nextel Cup teams, so he has all my support.

On a side note, Ryan's lead engineer on the 12 teams is a Pittsburgh native by the name of Travis Geisler.

http://www.travisgeisler.com/

i didnt know that about ryans engineer. while i initially picked team penske to root for because of the black n gold #2 (sponsored by my favorite beer as a teen) it didnt hurt that new mexicos finest driver, little al, was also an employee. i never thought i would become a kurt busch apologist, but team penske and the blue duce get all my support also.

i still cant figure out how matt borland went from great to awful so quick.