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Old 07-28-2007, 06:10 PM   #1
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Talking Man and priest on a subway

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a
> subway next to a
> priest. The man's tie was stained,
>
> his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half
> empty bottle of
> gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He
> opened his newspaper
> and began reading.
> After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and
> asked, "Say
> Father, what causes arthritis?"
>
>
> The priest wanting to teach this man a little lesson
> replies, "My Son,
> it's
> caused by loose living, Being with cheap, wicked
> women, too much
> alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping
> around with prostitutes
> & lack of a bath"
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>
> The drunk muttered in response, "Well, I'll be
> damned," Then returned
> to his paper.
>
>
> The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged
> the man and
> apologized
> "I'm very sorry.
>
> I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have
> you had arthritis?"
>
>
> The drunk answered, "I don't have it, Father. I was
> just reading here
> that the Pope does."
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Ha ha ha.
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That was good!
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the priest is goin to hell
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