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Old 09-22-2005, 09:16 PM   #1
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Talking A little funny to brighten your day

Hope its not a repost but Im way to lazy to search for it tonite

A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that a
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand
and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that
such a looker would be waving to him, and although
familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so
he says "Sorry, do you know me?"

She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might
be the father of one of my children."

His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been
unfaithful. "Holy crap," he says, "Are you that stripper
from my bachelor party that I screwed on the pool table in
front of all my friends while your girlfriend whipped me
with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my ass?"

"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher
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Old 09-22-2005, 09:33 PM   #2
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Default Re: A little funny to brighten your day

I love that joke lol. A friend told me that one a couple of weeks ago. I love the twist.
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lol You are one sick puppy.
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Old 09-23-2005, 03:31 AM   #4
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lol, i like that one, haven't heard it before
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I think that was one of the jokes in Playboy, recently...that's why it's making the rounds...
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Old 09-23-2005, 09:58 AM   #6
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Awesome!!!!!!
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