is Chad guaranteeing a suspension?

***tony hipchest*** · 08-14-2007, 05:10 PM

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...essions/1.html

i am only suprised in that he can make himself look more like a dumbass moron than he already is.

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Monday, July 30

GEORGETOWN, Ky. -- The Chad Johnson Show is on, and he's loving it. Post-practice at Georgetown College, he's telling me how he's got something wild planned for the first game of the season when he scores, the Monday night opener against Baltimore. "Maybe it'll get me suspended for a game by Marvin,'' he says, but it's something he says he just has to do.

It takes all kinds.

"I tried being a normal guy last year, and I think it hurt me as a player,'' he says. "I can't be the guy who just does what he's supposed to, and nothing way out there. It's not me.''

But 87 catches, 1,375 yards? That's not a horsecrap year.

"I know. But it's not good enough for me. I tried it everybody else's way. Now I'm going back to my way. I've got my sex back.''

"What? 'I've got my sex back?''' I say.

"No, no, no,'' he says, "I've got my sexy back. That means, I've got me back, I've got my own way back. And I promise you, it'll be more fun. You know me. I won't do anything to disrespect the game. I never have. I love this game more than anything. I might do something that'll cost me a game, but believe me, everybody will love it. The memory of it will last a lifetime.''

What in the world is it?

He's not telling. I think I can live without knowing.

i cant wait to hear all the apologists try to defend this jackwad by saying he is joking or "providing entertainment". i guess he feels that since odell, and henry are already suspended, he figures it wont hurt if he gets suspended too. and here i thought winning a superbowl was a memory that lasted a lifetime. this pretty much puts him in the same class of self absorbed narcissists such as henry, pac man, and vick, and actually puts T.O. a step above him.

more proof that reverend lewis has no control of the team and is a shoddy HC at best.

stillers4me · 08-14-2007, 05:15 PM

He actually thinks he was normal last year????

It's funny how all the Bungal fans convieniently forget the fraud suit against him.........it hasn't been settled yet, to my knowledge. What a moron.

He's actually planning something bizarre enough to get himself suspended. I can't wait.

CantStop85 · 08-14-2007, 05:17 PM

Keep on reaching.

stillers4me · 08-14-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by CantStop85

Keep on reaching.

It's not much of a stretch.

touchdownward · 08-14-2007, 05:18 PM

I'm sure Chad didn't earn any brownies today either. There was two helmets off, tie ups between him and Williams at training camp.

fansince'76 · 08-14-2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by CantStop85

Keep on reaching.

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" I might do something that'll cost me a game, but believe me, everybody will love it. The memory of it will last a lifetime.''

Translation: I'm going to be an assclown out there, even if it hurts the team by getting me tossed for a game.

What reach?

stillers4me · 08-14-2007, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by touchdownward

I'm sure Chad didn't earn any brownies today either. There was two helmets off, tie ups between him and Williams at training camp.

I heard that on the radio on the way home tonight.

stillers4me · 08-14-2007, 05:28 PM

I might do something that'll cost me a game, but believe me, everybody will love it. The memory of it will last a lifetime.''

If one of the Steelers said or did something this stupid, his own teammates would kick the shit out of him and then toss him to the fans for them to finish the job. He wouldn't last long.

***tony hipchest*** · 08-14-2007, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by CantStop85

Keep on reaching.

keep on apologizing

and keep on enjoying lifelong memories of the riverdance and pepto bismol as you forget all the playoff wins the bengals coulda, woulda, shoulda had.

i gotta admit. it is kinda cute and entertaining watching chad try to put perfume on a pig with his antics.

83-Steelers-43 · 08-14-2007, 05:36 PM

This calls for the Chad Johnson clip that I saw in the "Blast Furnace" where he talks about himself, refers to himself in the third person and tells us about his upbringing. That clip spoke to me. It really did. It told me Chad is such a team player and is willing to do anything for the good of the team. Even if it means taking a 15 yard penalty so he can celebrate or fighting with individuals on the Bengals coaching staff.

Jackass.

Also, suspended by Marvin Lewis? Yeah right.

08-14-2007, 05:15 PM	#2
stillers4me Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,670 Gender: Female Member Number: 2656 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: is Chad guaranteeing a suspension? He actually thinks he was normal last year???? It's funny how all the Bungal fans convieniently forget the fraud suit against him.........it hasn't been settled yet, to my knowledge. What a moron. He's actually planning something bizarre enough to get himself suspended. I can't wait.

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CantStop85 Living Legend Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Lexington, Kentucky Posts: 3,132 Gender: Male Member Number: 486 Thanks: 0 Thanked 3 Times in 2 Posts	Re: is Chad guaranteeing a suspension? Keep on reaching.

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touchdownward Team President Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 2,011 Gender: Male Member Number: 3188 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: is Chad guaranteeing a suspension? I'm sure Chad didn't earn any brownies today either. There was two helmets off, tie ups between him and Williams at training camp. __________________ Blah!

08-14-2007, 05:28 PM	#8
stillers4me Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 8,670 Gender: Female Member Number: 2656 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: is Chad guaranteeing a suspension? I might do something that'll cost me a game, but believe me, everybody will love it. The memory of it will last a lifetime.'' If one of the Steelers said or did something this stupid, his own teammates would kick the shit out of him and then toss him to the fans for them to finish the job. He wouldn't last long.

08-14-2007, 05:36 PM	#10
83-Steelers-43 Living Legend Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 12,993 Gender: Male Member Number: 1009 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: is Chad guaranteeing a suspension? This calls for the Chad Johnson clip that I saw in the "Blast Furnace" where he talks about himself, refers to himself in the third person and tells us about his upbringing. That clip spoke to me. It really did. It told me Chad is such a team player and is willing to do anything for the good of the team. Even if it means taking a 15 yard penalty so he can celebrate or fighting with individuals on the Bengals coaching staff. Jackass. Also, suspended by Marvin Lewis? Yeah right. __________________

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