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Old 09-06-2007, 01:15 PM   #1
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Default Am I fat?

I have always had this weird "female"-like worry about my weight...not so much an image thing as it is a health thing (but still some image). Problem is, I love to eat and drink! LOL!

But, I never let it get way out of control and do walk and jog enough to support my calorie intake. I have fluctuated between 210 and 230lbs since college and I am 6' tall and 31 years old now.

Well, I have heard a suggestion recently that pretty much alleviated my paranoia...A friend offered this little nugget of brilliance:

"Hey, if you can look down and see your crotch without sucking in, you aren't fat."

To my great relief...I have always been able to see my private area with no problems! Paranoia, be gone!

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Old 09-06-2007, 01:29 PM   #2
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I think we'll all sleep better knowing that now. lol


I think its called dickey doo disease.
Your belly sicks out farther than your dickey do.
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:32 PM   #3
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I...A friend offered this little nugget of brilliance:

"Hey, if you can look down and see your crotch without sucking in, you aren't fat."



the bigger the package....the less ya gotta suck it in...it's harder to find a short person in a crowd ,than a tall person there goes that theory...
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Old 09-06-2007, 01:37 PM   #4
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I think we'll all sleep better knowing that now. lol


I think its called dickey doo disease.
Your belly sicks out farther than your dickey do.


You're welcome.
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I think we'll all sleep better knowing that now. lol


I think its called dickey doo disease.
Your belly sicks out farther than your dickey do.


Of course in that instance, "direction" is everything.
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they say that for every thirty pounds you lose your penis gets half an inch more exposed.
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they say that for every thirty pounds you lose your penis gets half an inch more exposed.
good grief !!! i could have 13 + hidin under there !!!
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Whats that???

It sounds like a whistling noise?

Are we being bombed?

NO... Its this thread descending into the toilet!!!


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Whats that???

It sounds like a whistling noise?

Are we being bombed?

NO... Its this thread descending into the toilet!!!


sorry preach... to much material to pass up...i'm done now....
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For some reason, this thread reminded me of this:

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