Broken lawnmower

[Mamaduck43]

The Broken Mower

When their lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, his wife kept
hinting to him that he should get it fixed. But, somehow he always
had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car,
playing golf - always something more important .
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When he
arrived home one day, he found her seated in the tall grass,
busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. He watched
silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a
minute, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush. He
said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well
sweep the driveway."

The doctors say he will walk again, but he will always have a limp.

Moral to this story : Marriage is a relationship in which one
person is always right, and the other is the husband.

[SteelersMongol]

Women, can't live with them and can't live without them.